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Roland is a wanka

Ee wears is wankas at. Something about me being tipsy and something about a wanksas flats.
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  • Couldn’t agree more
  • At least he aint Joey Barton
  • Spanish for yes.
  • Bad day on the trains, canters?
  • CatAddick said:

    Bad day on the trains, canters?

    That and a good day in 4h 3 beer.s
  • Bower is our king
  • Was drinking with a Sunderland fan tonight. Started talking about the 98 playoff final. I was 3 and not there. He was there.

    "And illic has saved it, and Charlton are promoted"
  • Michael gray.
  • I haven't had a c*** all night drinkstable....
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  • I have a headache.
  • Already?
  • cabbles said:

    The thread is only 44 minutes old

    To be fair. I was trying for about 40 mins before that but I psyched myself put with my own reflection.

    That'll teach me for going to a posh bar where they have mirrors at the urinals.
  • cabbles said:

    The thread is only 44 minutes old

    To be fair. I was trying for about 40 mins before that but I psyched myself put with my own reflection.

    That'll teach me for going to a posh bar where they have mirrors at the urinals.
    Often have nice glass guards at the bottom of them though to prevent splash back
  • ITTV screen shorting every post on this thread as I type.
  • @cantersaddick you seem to have got lost on your way to The Drunk Thread
  • Roland is a wanka
    He wears a duck-taped hat
    He built the pipes under the pitch
    But forgot the thermostat

    I shouldn't have bought the London club
    It's not what I really want
    The fans all seem to hate me
    They think I'm a useless cnut
  • Roland is a wanka
    He wears a wanka's shoe
    And if he's got enough duct tape
    He'll wear the other one, too
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  • Roland is a wanka
    But now then here's the rub,
    He hasn't got a Scooby
    How to run a football club.
  • Roland's Peruvian? I thought he was Flemish.
  • How you feeling @cantersaddick
  • Roland is a Belgian
    A thoroughly lovely chap
    He tried to run a football club
    But the fecker turned to crap
  • edited April 19

    A little sensitive mate. Struggling a little.

    Looks like admin deleted a lot of your “drunken banter”......

  • Roland is a wanka
    He wears a duct tape shoe
    I don't want to hear from Eltham Tom
    So I can't say what I wanna do.
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