That's probably it for Pards now. TV punditry from now on with a very slim chance of a small town club like Ipswich or Reading
Did he leave Reading on good terms?
This is taken from hobnob.royals.org, a response to someone suggesting the possibility of him coming back:
Probably do alright, but after what he did to us I'd rather have a rusty screw driver inserted into my eyeballs whilst having my balls dipped in a pool of piranhas whilst listening to R&B. If we couldn't forgive McGhee, for doing not that much wrong, then there's no way this guy should have another chance.
A good Christian friend tells me he's heard that in hell people apparently shout "Pardew" at Judas to wind him up and he takes it personally.
That's probably it for Pards now. TV punditry from now on with a very slim chance of a small town club like Ipswich or Reading
Did he leave Reading on good terms?
This is taken from hobnob.royals.org, a response to someone suggesting the possibility of him coming back:
Probably do alright, but after what he did to us I'd rather have a rusty screw driver inserted into my eyeballs whilst having my balls dipped in a pool of piranhas whilst listening to R&B. If we couldn't forgive McGhee, for doing not that much wrong, then there's no way this guy should have another chance.
A good Christian friend tells me he's heard that in hell people apparently shout "Pardew" at Judas to wind him up and he takes it personally.
He was a league 1 manager when Southampton sacked him and he somehow found himself at Newcastle. That decision by Mike Ashley brought him back into the Premier League for another 10 years.
That's probably it for Pards now. TV punditry from now on with a very slim chance of a small town club like Ipswich or Reading
Did he leave Reading on good terms?
This is taken from hobnob.royals.org, a response to someone suggesting the possibility of him coming back:
Probably do alright, but after what he did to us I'd rather have a rusty screw driver inserted into my eyeballs whilst having my balls dipped in a pool of piranhas whilst listening to R&B. If we couldn't forgive McGhee, for doing not that much wrong, then there's no way this guy should have another chance.
A good Christian friend tells me he's heard that in hell people apparently shout "Pardew" at Judas to wind him up and he takes it personally.
He was a league 1 manager when Southampton sacked him and he somehow found himself at Newcastle. That decision by Mike Ashley brought him back into the Premier League for another 10 years.
This, or in Pardew and Asleys case, an anagram of this.
"If you ever see a post from WRICURKINCAM walk away and pretend you didn't. Only madness lies ahead. " = Henry Irving.
How many times will he get to wallow about in shit of his own making and come up smelly rosy? Or at least rosy enough for another crackpot no nothing club owner to pay him a king's ransom to manage his team.
I read somewhere that he blamed Gary Megson for him not getting the usual new manager bounce because in the two games Megson was in charge as caretaker they got a couple of draws, one v Spurs, and scored three goals.
Listening to the Local BBC journo for West Brom, he said that the players found him out early doors, and thought that he was tactically inept.
Said that they sussed him out as a Bertie Big Bollocks from day one, and that several players were extremely upset with his treatment of the younger players.
Personally think that all of the above may be true, but that like ourselves West Brom had run out of steam as a PL club, and were doomed to drop regardless of whom was manager.
I think his time with us summed him up as a manager. When everything is working he is effective, but when in adversity and that adversity is not always down to him, he doesn't have the answers. He is a bit like a headless chicken.
I think his time with us summed him up as a manager. When everything is working he is effective, but when in adversity and that adversity is not always down to him, he doesn't have the answers. He is a bit like a headless chicken.
Aka a chancer, acts like he knows his shit and when the pressures on he get found out big time
The Pardew bounce is a very real thing for good reason. He walks in, talks the talk and usually players, fans and board buy into it. He seems the real deal and someone who will take a club on to new and better things. Soon after, this usually fades and clubs go through a slump. This usually being because he is tactically inept and a poor man-manager. He doesn’t really have a style of play and no one can really say they ‘expect’ a certain flair, aggression or determination from a Pardew team. Then comes the sack.
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Definition of Pardew
A Pardew hat-trick of relegated clubs from the premiership would be a wonderful send-off.
Not got a lot of time for hate in football, but Palarse and Pardew are up there for me.
"If you ever see a post from WRICURKINCAM walk away and pretend you didn't. Only madness lies ahead. " = Henry Irving.
...in even stinkier ordure than when he joined
How many times will he get to wallow about in shit of his own making and come up smelly rosy? Or at least rosy enough for another crackpot no nothing club owner to pay him a king's ransom to manage his team.
Said that they sussed him out as a Bertie Big Bollocks from day one, and that several players were extremely upset with his treatment of the younger players.
Personally think that all of the above may be true, but that like ourselves West Brom had run out of steam as a PL club, and were doomed to drop regardless of whom was manager.
New club, rinse and repeat.
Probably because they know his expertise isn’t that good...