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So, what gives you the horn..?

And please try to stay clear of the obvious like stationary shops, buble wraps, the sound of typewriter in wooden office etc'.
No, this time I'd like you to stretch yourself a bit more.
Me..?
Nothing turnes me on more than the look of boredom in the object of my desire.
And I am a master in inducing it.
What follows is often tragic but who knows?
I'm sure a Librarian somewhere is hungry to Ulysses with me...

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  • When we signed Danny Green from under Sheffield Wednesday's nose.
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  • I'm not getting involved with this one.
  • I'm not getting involved with this one.

    Is it something to do with Snow White?
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    When the dead Pope was laying there on that catafalque - and someone had gone to the trouble of clipping his nostril hair.......
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    I'm not getting involved with this one.

    The one on the top or the one on the bottom?
  • Sorry to disappoint @SuedeAdidas but I didn’t capture the photograph myself so I fear your question may go unanswered
  • Just when you think that some of the threads on here couldn't possibly get any more banal!!
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  • This is just a thinly veiled pot noodle thread.

  • Just when you think that some of the threads on here couldn't possibly get any more banal!!

    Is that what you meant to say or did your autocorrect add an extra letter?
  • As a child I had belly ache and my mum was rubbing my tummy.
  • If anybody has a problem with this, I have the cure
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Roland Out!