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Pert or Saggy tits

My preference is for the more rounded, mature figure, with big bangers.

Tonight CLB74 and me were met with a size zero and a bottom the size of a ten pence piece.

Her arse was such that CLB74 smiled, it was that good!

Saggy and big, pert and firm?
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    FFS
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    Pathetic
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    I’ll have a pint of what Ellfsberg’s drinking ....
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    I find this degrading the women
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    _MrDick said:

    I’ll have a pint of what Ellfsberg’s drinking ....

    He’s on his 4th bottle of SMA.
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    They are not native to the British Isles, although the numbers of the Great Tit (Parus major) a passerine bird in the tit family Paridaeare are in decline, it is still the most populous of the species.

    Interesting reading Elfs...

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_tit
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    Essex_Al said:

    My preference is for the more rounded, mature figure, with big bangers.

    Tonight CLB74 and me were met with a size zero and a bottom the size of a ten pence piece.

    Her arse was such that CLB74 smiled, it was that good!

    Saggy and big, pert and firm?

    I'm surprised you don't like really saggy ones mate, it's the only chance you've got of getting near one!
    Not sure about that as I have drank with you a few times. Have we not?
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    They are not native to the British Isles, although the numbers of the Great Tit (Parus major) a passerine bird in the tit family Paridaeare are in decline, it is still the most populous of the species.

    Interesting reading Elfs...

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_tit

    Where have I said that tits are restricted to a region?

    I have simply posted whether people preferred saggy or firm tits.

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    He really has posted this on the wrong site by mistake I'm adamant.
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    My preference is for the more rounded, mature figure, with big bangers.

    Tonight CLB74 and me were met with a size zero and a bottom the size of a ten pence piece.

    Her arse was such that CLB74 smiled, it was that good!

    Saggy and big, pert and firm?

    I'm absolutely disgusted by this.

    CLB74 and I
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    Mate...

    At first glance I thought that said male, I was immediately worried about who was on here and how much they’d drunk
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    _MrDick said:

    I’ll have a pint of what Ellfsberg’s drinking ....

    You seemingly have had a few. My name is Elfsborg.
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    Thought this was a thread about Peter garland before I opened it
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    He really has posted this on the wrong site by mistake I'm adamant.

    He’s no Prince Charming is he
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    They are not native to the British Isles, although the numbers of the Great Tit (Parus major) a passerine bird in the tit family Paridaeare are in decline, it is still the most populous of the species.

    Interesting reading Elfs...

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_tit

    Where have I said that tits are restricted to a region?

    I have simply posted whether people preferred saggy or firm tits.

    Oh sorry Elfs, the Saggy tit resident of south eastern France, preferring a Mediterranean climate.
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    My preference is for the more rounded, mature figure, with big bangers.

    Tonight CLB74 and me were met with a size zero and a bottom the size of a ten pence piece.

    Her arse was such that CLB74 smiled, it was that good!

    Saggy and big, pert and firm?

    You taking the piss got the wife coming to the game tomorrow some of her mates read Charlton life
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    edited January 2018
    _MrDick said:

    I’ll have a pint of what Ellfsberg’s drinking ....

    His had 3 pints of Heineken and the prick wants to get down to Bristol rovers at 11am
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    Amazing how the PC brigade come out so easily......and wrong.

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    Mods, can you sink/delete this thread and make it so that Elfsborg can only post to the Brexit thread? I think that would be a better use of his talents
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    clb74 said:

    My preference is for the more rounded, mature figure, with big bangers.

    Tonight CLB74 and me were met with a size zero and a bottom the size of a ten pence piece.

    Her arse was such that CLB74 smiled, it was that good!

    Saggy and big, pert and firm?

    You taking the piss got the wife coming to the game tomorrow some of her mates read Charlton life
    But she obviously has a different personality to you.

    She married you ffs!
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    Amazing how the PC brigade come out so easily......and wrong.

    All very entertaining until you used the phrase 'pc brigade'. Poor.
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    Leuth said:

    Mods, can you sink/delete this thread and make it so that Elfsborg can only post to the Brexit thread? I think that would be a better use of his talents

    Covered Lower behind goal with beard and scarf.
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    *desperately searches for shaver*
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    Gemma arterton
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    This must be contagious - the guy doing the post match interview for the Derby v Bristol C. game has just asked one player from the away team "how big a result was this for Bristol Titty tonight?"

    I am happy to be sued by him but I have played it back a number of times and he definitely says "titty".
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