I woke up from my evening nap to hear my wife laughing at this programme. I gave it 5 minutes and decided to watch anything else. About 30 years ago Clive James used to have TV series where each week he would show a clip of Japanese students being humiliated for the amusement of others, (endurance?). I don't know if we have caught up with them or sunk to that level of TV entertainment. No doubt this programme will be on in my house on a regular basis but surely my wife will stop finding "celebs" slug eating funny after so many times? (probably not) Glad I've got Sky Q in other rooms.
Rebekah Vardy has a bit of a past I think from the tittle tattle I have read. His parents didn't go to their wedding as they disapproved of "that woman" and they don't see their son because of her. I believe, not sure if its still the same.
This bit stood out... Poor Peter.
She dallied with Andre after they met in a restaurant — he made eyes at her and she gave him her phone number.
Becky later justified her behaviour in a toe-curling interview in which she said: 'I knew my marriage was coming to an end.'
She recalled that she told Godden she was going to London to work. Instead she went to Windsor station, where Andre picked her up and took her to the Burnham Beeches Hotel, a few miles away.
'He was really sweet and led me upstairs. When we were in the room, he stripped me and took his top off. He had great muscles,' she said.
'I thought he was going to be a fantastic lover. Then he took his trousers off! He was the worst lover I've ever had. It wasn't even worth the train fare. Peter was tiny. The smallest trouser equipment I've ever seen. It was like a miniature chipolata.'
Rebekah Vardy has a bit of a past I think from the tittle tattle I have read. His parents didn't go to their wedding as they disapproved of "that woman" and they don't see their son because of her. I believe, not sure if its still the same.
This bit stood out... Poor Peter.
She dallied with Andre after they met in a restaurant — he made eyes at her and she gave him her phone number.
Becky later justified her behaviour in a toe-curling interview in which she said: 'I knew my marriage was coming to an end.'
She recalled that she told Godden she was going to London to work. Instead she went to Windsor station, where Andre picked her up and took her to the Burnham Beeches Hotel, a few miles away.
'He was really sweet and led me upstairs. When we were in the room, he stripped me and took his top off. He had great muscles,' she said.
'I thought he was going to be a fantastic lover. Then he took his trousers off! He was the worst lover I've ever had. It wasn't even worth the train fare. Peter was tiny. The smallest trouser equipment I've ever seen. It was like a miniature chipolata.'
and of course the vardys are from the country estate of hillsborough
If you're a pro footballer, on £80k + a week and you Mrs comes in to tell you she's going on I'm A Celeb, you're gonna tell her to fuck off, surely?
This maybe true, but women have their own mind lol, if they want to do something you cant tell them not that, thats called controlling lol
With in reason, of course, if she wanted to pursuit a career in equine dentistry or the likes, but if I was a top paid footballer with a happy home life and my Mrs come up to me to tell me she wants to go on I'm A Celeb, I'd begin by explaining that first of all, you're not a celeb, I am. And then I'd go on to say that maybe it ain't gonna be a good thing for our relationship to see you prancing around on the box with other blokes, because chances are, she's gonna be.
If you're a pro footballer, on £80k + a week and you Mrs comes in to tell you she's going on I'm A Celeb, you're gonna tell her to fuck off, surely?
This maybe true, but women have their own mind lol, if they want to do something you cant tell them not that, thats called controlling lol
With in reason, of course, if she wanted to pursuit a career in equine dentistry or the likes, but if I was a top paid footballer with a happy home life and my Mrs come up to me to tell me she wants to go on I'm A Celeb, I'd begin by explaining that first of all, you're not a celeb, I am. And then I'd go on to say that maybe it ain't gonna be a good thing for our relationship to see you prancing around on the box with other blokes, because chances are, she's gonna be.
I'd offer to buy hr a fashion boutique or summin
Didn’t you have a newspaper and fag boutique somewhere mate?
If you're a pro footballer, on £80k + a week and you Mrs comes in to tell you she's going on I'm A Celeb, you're gonna tell her to fuck off, surely?
This maybe true, but women have their own mind lol, if they want to do something you cant tell them not that, thats called controlling lol
With in reason, of course, if she wanted to pursuit a career in equine dentistry or the likes, but if I was a top paid footballer with a happy home life and my Mrs come up to me to tell me she wants to go on I'm A Celeb, I'd begin by explaining that first of all, you're not a celeb, I am. And then I'd go on to say that maybe it ain't gonna be a good thing for our relationship to see you prancing around on the box with other blokes, because chances are, she's gonna be.
I'd offer to buy hr a fashion boutique or summin
Didn’t you have a newspaper and fag boutique somewhere mate?
Yeah, I was dating a top paid footballer at the time and wanted to go on Celebrity Bullseye, so he bought me the shop next to grove Park BR station instead
You ought to read the book by E.M.Forster. It is top notch. It might broaden your mind. Oh by the way I am playing devils advocate. But I still think that programmes like I'm A Celebrity are crap.
I’m more thick than intelligent but if it’s a choice between big brother in the jungle or another period drama I’ll be using the off button. Luckily there has been a few train documentaries that I’ve recorded for times like these.
If you're a pro footballer, on £80k + a week and you Mrs comes in to tell you she's going on I'm A Celeb, you're gonna tell her to fuck off, surely?
This maybe true, but women have their own mind lol, if they want to do something you cant tell them not that, thats called controlling lol
With in reason, of course, if she wanted to pursuit a career in equine dentistry or the likes, but if I was a top paid footballer with a happy home life and my Mrs come up to me to tell me she wants to go on I'm A Celeb, I'd begin by explaining that first of all, you're not a celeb, I am. And then I'd go on to say that maybe it ain't gonna be a good thing for our relationship to see you prancing around on the box with other blokes, because chances are, she's gonna be.
I'd offer to buy hr a fashion boutique or summin
id say just take to a berni inn but ensure you treat her to a liqueur coffee
If you're a pro footballer, on £80k + a week and you Mrs comes in to tell you she's going on I'm A Celeb, you're gonna tell her to fuck off, surely?
This maybe true, but women have their own mind lol, if they want to do something you cant tell them not that, thats called controlling lol
With in reason, of course, if she wanted to pursuit a career in equine dentistry or the likes, but if I was a top paid footballer with a happy home life and my Mrs come up to me to tell me she wants to go on I'm A Celeb, I'd begin by explaining that first of all, you're not a celeb, I am. And then I'd go on to say that maybe it ain't gonna be a good thing for our relationship to see you prancing around on the box with other blokes, because chances are, she's gonna be.
I'd offer to buy hr a fashion boutique or summin
id say just take to a berni inn but ensure you treat her to a liqueur coffee
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About 30 years ago Clive James used to have TV series where each week he would show a clip of Japanese students being humiliated for the amusement of others, (endurance?).
I don't know if we have caught up with them or sunk to that level of TV entertainment.
No doubt this programme will be on in my house on a regular basis but surely my wife will stop finding "celebs" slug eating funny after so many times? (probably not)
Glad I've got Sky Q in other rooms.
This bit stood out... Poor Peter.
She dallied with Andre after they met in a restaurant — he made eyes at her and she gave him her phone number.
Becky later justified her behaviour in a toe-curling interview in which she said: 'I knew my marriage was coming to an end.'
She recalled that she told Godden she was going to London to work. Instead she went to Windsor station, where Andre picked her up and took her to the Burnham Beeches Hotel, a few miles away.
'He was really sweet and led me upstairs. When we were in the room, he stripped me and took his top off. He had great muscles,' she said.
'I thought he was going to be a fantastic lover. Then he took his trousers off! He was the worst lover I've ever had. It wasn't even worth the train fare. Peter was tiny. The smallest trouser equipment I've ever seen. It was like a miniature chipolata.'
I'd offer to buy hr a fashion boutique or summin
....admit it, you watch it really
Only joshing.
Thick as shit = watch Celebrity Jungle
It's simple Paulie
What is the difference between Howards' End to his Way?
Oh by the way I am playing devils advocate. But I still think that programmes like I'm A Celebrity are crap.
Luckily there has been a few train documentaries that I’ve recorded for times like these.
Edit - and is coming across like a total prick in the interview. Never mind asking if she is ok!