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Mother in law surprise visit lunch music top 3 (not more please)

Mantovani Orchestra
James Last Orchestra
Acker Bilk (orchestra?)

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  • Blimey, how old is she?!!
  • Blimey, how old is she?!!

    ...How old am I..?
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    How about a few GG Allin numbers?

    I won’t post them - but here’s a list to select from.
    http://m.famousfix.com/topic/gg-allin/songs
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    Lenny, It was Acker Bilk and his Jazzmen, funny I found an LP of his in my loft when I cleared it out. Was brought up on Trad jazz in the fifties, still enjoy listening to stranger on the shore played on Ackers liquorice stick man. It was the late 50’s and early 60’s when they were at their peak, just as the Beatles and the Stones etc were breaking through.
  • ELO - Evil Woman
  • Back off Bitch - G n R
  • I'm really looking forward to the Peterborough pre-match thread today !
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    My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
    What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?
    Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
    (All Zappa)
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  • Most mothers in law are sonically indestructible. Should you wish to convey your feelings over lunch, say it with Vindaloo.
  • Get the earplugs in 'cos these are truly dreadful:
    Eddie Calvert
    Winifred Atwell
    Charlie Landsborough
  • Bat out of hell - Meat Loaf
    Grandad, Grandad, we love you. - Clive Dunn
    Burn the witch - Queens of the stone age.
  • Redrobo said:

    Bat out of hell - Meat Loaf
    Grandad, Grandad, we love you. - Clive Dunn
    Burn the witch - Queens of the stone age.

    Reckon there would be a few of these choices that @Dazzler21 would happily pick
  • On arrival - Don't worry be Happy (Bobby Mc Ferrin)
    After a day- Under Pressure (Queen and Bowie)
    After a week- Slap that Bitch up (Prodigy)
  • Who Let The Dogs Out -Baha Men She Fucking Hates Me-Puddle Of Mud Poison-Alice Cooper
  • On arrival - Don't worry be Happy (Bobby Mc Ferrin)
    After a day- Under Pressure (Queen and Bowie)
    After a week- Slap that Bitch up (Prodigy)

    Smack my bitch up
  • Stig said:

    Get the earplugs in 'cos these are truly dreadful:
    Eddie Calvert
    Winifred Atwell
    Charlie Landsborough

    Eddie Calvert - The Man with the Golden Trumpet. Saw him at Woolwich Odeon many many many years ago.
  • Surprise Surprise- Cilla Black

    "Surprise, surprise the unexpected hits you between the eyes..."

    Then punch her plum on the beak.
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  • Who do you think you are - Spice Girls
    Get Back - Beatles
    Firestarter - Prodigy
  • 'If I'd shot her when I met her (I'd be out of jail by now)'
    - Diesel Doug and the Long Haul Truckers
  • Show me the way to go home
    I don't like mumdays
    Back home
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    I hate people. Anti Nowhere League
  • My mother-in-law is welcome any time as long as she doesn’t want to help with the decorating. If she wants some music, any three traditional Irish songs will do.
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