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Things you only do on holiday

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    HastingsaddickHastingsaddick
    Drive a lot....approx 50% of our cars millage since we have had it has been on the continent.
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    Stuart_the_RedStuart_the_Red
    Eat olives. They never seem to taste as good at home.
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    SWEnglandAddickSWEnglandAddick
    Eat canned octopus.
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    carly burncarly burn
    Read a book.
    Drink alcohol every day.

    Used to be a far far regular occurrence ,but now only appears to be annual.
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    McBobbinMcBobbin
    cafcdave123 said:

    McBobbin said:

    newyorkaddick said:

    Steal food from breakfast to give to the kids for lunch

    I never even realise that was a thing until I met my wife. She happily sits there at the breakfast table making sandwiches and getting a bag full of fruit
    wouldn't it be easier to take the kids with you for breakfast?
    That's the other thing we only do on holiday...
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    agimagim
    Have a 100m sprint race with a very Athletic German to get THE best sunbed
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    DanepakDanepak
    Haggle
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    agimagim
    Consume enough food to feed a small country then tell everyone in the vicinity that you're going on a diet when you get home...
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    Penfolds PermPenfolds Perm
    Look furtively through the middle gap of you're sunglasses at certain local attractions.
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    McBobbin said:

    Our apartment doesn't have WiFi, so I'd have to go old school and try and find half a page 3 in a bush

    No bush on page 3
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    Carter said:

    ValleyGary said:

    Not masturbate anywhere near as much.

    That's a contentious one, I think I bash one out more often on holidays. It's the volume of material available I think
    Wank bank overload
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    Horsfield9Horsfield9
    Get up ridiculously early in the morning, just to reserve some sun beds in the place you want to spend the rest of your day at.
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    thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    Have conversations where you speak badly in a foreign language and the other person replies in English.
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    SuedeAdidasSuedeAdidas
    The Organiser said:

    Have sex more than once a week with the wife (winky face)

    Whose wife though?
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    Bournemouth AddickBournemouth Addick
    Horsfield9 said:

    Get up ridiculously early in the morning, just to reserve some sun beds in the place you want to spend the rest of your day at.

    If no one did this there wouldn't be any need to do it. Where's that 'things that annoy you' thread..?
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    ross1ross1
    Or go to a decent hotel that if they see towels on beds first thing and no-one on them, they remove them. Quite rightly so, if no-one does it, people could just go when they want. I also went to a hotel where if it was noticed that towels were left on the bed for a couple of hours with no-one on them, they were also lifted and the people were charged for a new towel card. Although it would be good if hotels made sure they had enough beds for everyone
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    eaststandmikeeaststandmike
    We were in Mauritius the other year and any towels on sun beds before 10am were removed if the bed was unoccupied.
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    SuedeAdidasSuedeAdidas
    Did you get mugged off for the excursion to see the different coloured mud?
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    tom_ktom_k
    Get asked about Brexit every 5 mins
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