(some disguise of healthiness consisting of fruit, muesli or cereal, then the intention to just have 'egg on toast' but come back with egg on toast, plus a mountain of streaky bacon, some spicy butt-plug looking sausage, baked beans, some local fancy because you don't want to offend, tinned mushrooms even though you would proper avoid them at home, and some fried bread. And then some pastry to go with your follow up coffe because, funny enough, you don't get to spend 2 hours at breakfast when you are not on holiday closed bracket
Steal food from breakfast to give to the kids for lunch
I never even realise that was a thing until I met my wife. She happily sits there at the breakfast table making sandwiches and getting a bag full of fruit
[Depending on where you go...] Breathe clean air and fret about how much airborne crap your respiratory system has to deal with for fifty weeks of the year. https://clientearth.org/topic/air-pollution/
Tell the waiter I want my squid char-grilled whole and NOT cut into rings, covered in slushy breadcrumbs and deep-fried in oil previously used for a million other meals.
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Husband: "pulling off my boxers"
Wife: You spoil those dogs"
(some disguise of healthiness consisting of fruit, muesli or cereal, then the intention to just have 'egg on toast' but come back with egg on toast, plus a mountain of streaky bacon, some spicy butt-plug looking sausage, baked beans, some local fancy because you don't want to offend, tinned mushrooms even though you would proper avoid them at home, and some fried bread. And then some pastry to go with your follow up coffe because, funny enough, you don't get to spend 2 hours at breakfast when you are not on holiday closed bracket
Ahh bliss!
I made the mistake in Paris once by buying a few bits and not bothering with the two courtesies... God did I get attitude back!!
Drew the line at whisky in my morning coffee though...