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Proper names for everyday stuff

Saw this on twitter and thought Lifers could plough a rich furrow of fun

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  • Tickly magic beanstalk
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  • Education centre nourishment consultant - Dinner lady

    Front line customer support facilitator - Call centre worker.

    Media distribution Officer - Paperboy.

    Coin facilitation engineer - Toll booth collector

    Gastramonical Hygiene Technician - Dishwasher

    Petroleum Transfer Engineer - Service station assistant

    Kerb technician - Road sweeper.







  • Air movement device. More commonly known as a fan.



    I don't know if this is apocryphal or not, but I read that this is how a fan was listed in the IBM catalogue, back when IBM made PCs.
  • Sounds like what a German might call it. Half that language is just vaguely describing it. Hence why the word for hovercraft translates as "air cushion boat"
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  • Director of First Impressions. Receptionist.
  • I love that account, there are some absolute crackers.
  • A group of squid should be called a squad

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  • Float coat
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  • limeygent said:

    Director of First Impressions. Receptionist.

    Director of Judging you and remarking loudly on your confidential information - Receptionist at a Doctors
  • Speed thermometer.
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  • McBobbin said:

    limeygent said:

    Director of First Impressions. Receptionist.

    Director of Judging you and remarking loudly on your confidential information - Receptionist at a Doctors
    McBobbin said:

    limeygent said:

    Director of First Impressions. Receptionist.

    Director of Judging you and remarking loudly on your confidential information - Receptionist at a Doctors
    I think you just made that up...
  • limeygent said:

    McBobbin said:

    limeygent said:

    Director of First Impressions. Receptionist.

    Director of Judging you and remarking loudly on your confidential information - Receptionist at a Doctors
    McBobbin said:

    limeygent said:

    Director of First Impressions. Receptionist.

    Director of Judging you and remarking loudly on your confidential information - Receptionist at a Doctors
    I think you just made that up...
    With genuine and utter horror, I now realise that your one wasn't made up.
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  • Near Beer

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  • McBobbin said:

    limeygent said:

    McBobbin said:

    limeygent said:

    Director of First Impressions. Receptionist.

    Director of Judging you and remarking loudly on your confidential information - Receptionist at a Doctors
    McBobbin said:

    limeygent said:

    Director of First Impressions. Receptionist.

    Director of Judging you and remarking loudly on your confidential information - Receptionist at a Doctors
    I think you just made that up...
    With genuine and utter horror, I now realise that your one wasn't made up.
    I used to see it when visiting a chain of luxury car dealerships in the Baltimore area,
  • Bog Roll - Shit Tickets
  • Bizarrely, Mrs cafcfan thinks the dishwasher is called "Why haven't you unloaded this?"
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    Chip shovel.

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    Chip shovel.

    HAHAHAHAHA! :smiley:
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    Life and Time waster
  • TV = idiot lantern
    National Lottery = idiot tax
    Last train home = vomit comet
    Countryside = Piers Morgan's execoution
  • reprographic technician ..gimp who uses photocopier
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    Water chicken
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    Beach chicken
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  • Apple juice
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