operation cottage - to the pay on the night brigade

letthegoodtimesroll

to share with you a thought on the matter...if fulham are offering all the local schools round my way this £10 + £5 per kid deal and the likely stand for them to be put in will be the neutral one and the pay on the night stand (if there is pay on the night that is) is also likely to be the neutral stand, will you remember to pronouce your t's, sound your 'aitches' and roll your r's when little tarquin or jemima screams 'si..tttt dowwwn' at you...

buy your ticket now, you know it makes sense...

Curb_It

LOL
make this a sticky.

Henry Irving

Except they would say "please be seated, one can't see"

AFKABartram

you rotter :-)

'tarquin, put your sandels back on immediately, or no chess club for you this week'

LargeAddick

and what exactly is wrong with attending a chess club?

Henry Irving

Nothing at all. Do you play Large. Played my first game for about 30 years a couple of weeks ago around a friends house. Four blokes drinking belguim beer and trying to play - what a hell raiser I am!

AFKABartram

take it the missus had locked away the porn and the poker set ??? :-)

buckshee

couple of seasons ago meself and a millwall supporting pal who some of you know went to see Fulham V Everton in the neutral bit with an Everton supporting mate . Being as we weren't as bothered about the result as the Everton lad we went and got the half time beers in . When joined by Everton mate he told us that the two chinless wonders in front in the wax jackets (male and female) said to each other "my god did you hear the language on those two"

This of course lead to us being even more loud and sweary in the second half , which as any of you that know myself and Mark can understand is second nature.