Things you can say whilst making sweet lurve or at dinner.

AFKABartram

What exactly do you mean by "I had some while you were at work"?

All_Thaid_Up

Try my cock au vin!

Macronate

Do you want this everywhere or just over your breasts?

twiggyaddick

My gosh she put the whole thing in her mouth in one go

DRAddick

I wish you hadn't invited your parents to join us.

All_Thaid_Up

Is it wrong to lick my fingers afterwards?

guinnessaddick

That's a magnificent spread.

All_Thaid_Up

I wish we could have this every night

LouisMend

I bloody love an Italian.

twiggyaddick

Get in she brought out the bargain bucket

guinnessaddick

With or without aperitif.

Fanny Fanackapan

You want some chocolate on that ?

( Can't believe I posted that!)

guinnessaddick

You want a flake in that love.

3blokes

You polished off a big portion there!

AFKABartram

LouisMend said:

I bloody love an Italian.

Thank gawd you never said Chinese.

Joke Seth, JOKE! :-)

Jack_Charlton

Shall I give my left overs to the dog?

MrLargo

I'd prefer it if you didn't invite your entire family round next time.

MrOneLung

May I use the finger bowl?

C_A_F_C

Don't worry this cheese is definately vegetarian.

seth plum

Lets change position, my elbows are in the mash.

Nicholas

You have it all round your face.

Fish again ffs

NorthheathAddick

Do you want it on the table or on the sofa...

North Lower Neil

"I feel so fat."

*Cries*

Dazzler21

That tastes wrong

Baldybonce

Here, let me wipe your chin.

AFKABartram

And you say it's got plenty of vitamins?

Dazzler21

It got stuck in my throat.

3blokes

You're choking on a bone?

NorthheathAddick

"For what we are about to receive,may the lord make us truly thankful"..

Nicholas

This tastes of shit