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As one of your children...

...Happy Fathers' Day, Daddy Roland.

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  • Think, I'm a bastard.
  • I'm an orphan.
  • Hope he chokes on the Werther's originals injected with laxitives I sent him.
  • IdleHans said:

    I'm an orphan.

    I've run away from home
  • Went to GnR last night and just got home to home made cookie cake from my daughters.
  • "Hello? Is that Childline....?"
  • Thankfully I drank too much vinegar and it spoiled my swimmers.....
  • edited June 18
    WSS said:

    ...Happy Fathers' Day, Daddy Roland.

    Not a father myself, but Happy Fathers' Day to all you dads.

    Also, an aspiring grammar pedant, just thought I'd add that the OP is the only place where I've seen the apostrophe correctly placed for Fathers' Day.
  • WSS said:

    ...Happy Fathers' Day, Daddy Roland.

    Not a father myself, but Happy Fathers' Day to all you dads.

    Also, an aspiring grammar pedant, just thought I'd add that OP is the only place where I've seen the apostrophe correctly placed for Fathers' Day.
    Although you are correct it is Fathers' Day. I celebrate it as my Farther's day

  • edited June 18
    From this day forth, I have no father. I renounce you, you dipshit idiot gormless Belgian ballet dancing toe rag.
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  • Dear Dad, i am 54 so you owe me big for backdated pocket money... OR you can just fuck off Roland!
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