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    From Mr Jolly lives next door "What's better than living above an off license? Living in one."
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    My youngest son said he got lucky with his exam questions today and felt confident, so I doctored the famous golf quote " the more you revise (practice) the luckier you get" Jack Nicklaus ?
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    "People in glass houses have to open the door."

    Karl Pilkington
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    Man will always condemn in others that which he most fears in himself.
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    In this fell of circumstance I have not winced nor cried aloud.
    Under the bludgeoning of chance my head is blooded but unbowed.
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    edited May 2017
    So many but right now

    Jesus died for somebody's sins but not mine. My sins are my own; they belong to me - Patti Smith

    I learnt more from three minute pop songs than I ever learnt in school - Bruce Springsteen

    To live outside the law you must be honest - Bob Dylan

    Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, only ourselves can free our minds - Bob Marley.

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    edited May 2017
    It's not the size of the dog in the fight.....it's the size of the fight in the dog.
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    Never a borrower or lender be.

    Served me well
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    He who rides a tiger may never dismount.
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    Youth is wasted on the young----- some bloke
    This club is wasted our on our young----- me
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    Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped - Groucho Marx
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    I don't mind growing old, when you consider the alternative.

    Dave Allen
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    And finally........as my dear granny once told me.

    I'd rather have my perfectly preened, powdedered, pulsating,pouting, pampered,pristine pink pussy pummelled by a Peruvian prince.
    Than my badly bruised, blistered,bleeding,bedraggled and battered buttocks buggered by a Bulgarian bum bandit.
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    What are you rebelling against, Johnny?

    What have you got?
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    Be Cool - But Care

    Written on a wall, trackside, leaving Blackheath Station.

    Does anyone know its origins?
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    Be Cool - But Care

    Written on a wall, trackside, leaving Blackheath Station.

    Does anyone know its origins?

    Googled it and its mentioned in #8

    http://londonist.com/2015/01/10-london-graffiti-slogans-from-the-last-50-years
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    Better to have loved and lost rather than be married to her for the rest of your life- (someone in Porridge)

    I would rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal labotomy - (Peter Cook??)
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    edited May 2017
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    My youngest son said he got lucky with his exam questions today and felt confident, so I doctored the famous golf quote " the more you revise (practice) the luckier you get" Jack Nicklaus ?

    Think that was Gary Player.....
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    edited May 2017
    "That question - If i were shipwrecked and I could chose one book, what would it be, my answer is simple, How To A Build A Boat!" (American comedian)
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    Be Cool - But Care

    Written on a wall, trackside, leaving Blackheath Station.

    Does anyone know its origins?

    Googled it and its mentioned in #8

    http://londonist.com/2015/01/10-london-graffiti-slogans-from-the-last-50-years
    Remember it well. Just along the track from "May the long time sun shine upon you"
    Wasn't graffiti quaint and simple back then.
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    US border patrol man: Do you have any firearms?

    Srephen Wright; What do you need?
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    Be Cool - But Care

    Written on a wall, trackside, leaving Blackheath Station.

    Does anyone know its origins?

    Googled it and its mentioned in #8

    http://londonist.com/2015/01/10-london-graffiti-slogans-from-the-last-50-years
    Remember it well. Just along the track from "May the long time sun shine upon you"
    Wasn't graffiti quaint and simple back then.
    I think it may still be there, covered in ivy or suchlike.
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    "I accept chaos. I'm not sure that it accepts me"

    " I would not want to be Bach, Mozart, Tolstoy, Joe Hill, Gertrude Stein or James Dean. They are all dead"

    Bob Dylan, sleevenotes to Bringing it all back home.
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    It's not where you're from, it's where your at.

    Ian Brown.
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    "It's your attitude, not your aptitude, that determines your altitude"
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    JUST SELL THE CLUB.

    Quote. About 10 thousand of us.
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