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Would you rather...

Very simple, somebody asks a question about which scenario you would pick when given a choice of two.


It's one or the other, no ifs and maybe

I will start with a political question

So, would you rather

A) shag Theresa May and nobody finds out about it

Or

B) get sucked off by Dianne "the" Abbot and it goes virol and I mean she tells the Sun about putting one of her sausage fingers up your bum to help you "get there"
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  • A for Dave's
    B for Paddy's as i don't like babies and I don't like muffins
  • se9addick said:

    Don't your scenarios suppose that Abbott is fitter than May ?

    I can assure you that's not the case.

    Not sure what you mean? Surely if abbot was fitter you would want everyone to know???
  • No brainer (A) id go in for seconds too given half the chance :)
  • Ifs and maybe
  • se9addick said:

    Don't your scenarios suppose that Abbott is fitter than May ?

    I can assure you that's not the case.

    Not sure what you mean? Surely if abbot was fitter you would want everyone to know???
    I'm not sure you understand how this works...
  • A for me.
    I would rather have sex with a hedgehog than let Abbott get her mouth around me old chap
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  • A. The PM gets to screw the whole country so it is only fair I get to have a go on her.
  • I think you need to see somebody, you have issues.

    se9addick said:

    se9addick said:

    Don't your scenarios suppose that Abbott is fitter than May ?

    I can assure you that's not the case.

    Not sure what you mean? Surely if abbot was fitter you would want everyone to know???
    I'm not sure you understand how this works...
    I'm not sure that you do sweetie
  • I would rather have a home made cup of tea, than a grey teabag served up in lukewarm water with milk added and a spoon to get on with it served in a grubby cafe with tables that have wobbly legs.
  • I'm not going anywhere that Jeremy Corbyn's been first!
  • If I chose B, would I be allowed to say "have some of that you slaaaag" as I finished?
  • You better be careful what you do with Abbott, there will be an extra 250,000 old bill on the streets...
  • So Abbott could taste your Fiiish.
  • Very simple, somebody asks a question about which scenario you would pick when given a choice of two.


    It's one or the other, no ifs and maybe

    I will start with a political question

    So, would you rather

    A) shag Theresa May and nobody finds out about it

    Or

    B) get sucked off by Dianne "the" Abbot and it goes virol and I mean she tells the Sun about putting one of her sausage fingers up your bum to help you "get there"

    This is the sort of perversion that @Addickted would come out with. Sick
  • CHG said:

    You better be careful what you do with Abbott, there will be an extra 250,000 old bill on the streets...

    At a cost of 300k
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  • "I will start with a political question" :lol:
  • A for me.

    In fact I'd quite like it to happen.
  • Very simple, somebody asks a question about which scenario you would pick when given a choice of two.


    It's one or the other, no ifs and maybe

    I will start with a political question

    So, would you rather

    A) shag Theresa May and nobody finds out about it

    Or

    B) get sucked off by Dianne "the" Abbot and it goes virol and I mean she tells the Sun about putting one of her sausage fingers up your bum to help you "get there"

    Very philosophical question young David, and succinctly put may I add

    It's an "A" from me
  • 6.21....one sherry too many me thinks!!!
  • 6.21....one sherry too many me thinks!!!

    You would need a couple of bottles of sherry to consider either i would suggest
  • Would you rather have a willy for your nose or a nose for your willy?
  • edited May 4
    I suppose if I chose B Dianne Abbot would tell the Sun my knob was 30,000 inches long :wink:
  • I suppose if I chose B Dianne Abbot would tell the Sun my knob was 30,000 inches long :wink:

    Unfortunately she likes to underestimate , I fear you would be known as 2mm Mike
  • Posted this one before, but.. if you have to pick one:

    A ) Eat a poo that tastes like delicious curry.
    B ) Eat a curry that tastes like poo.
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