Terms for having a poo

Bigbadbozman

Just wondered about the above there must be loads -
Reversing the brown Volvo
Dropping off the kids at the pool
And my personal favourite An Armitage Shanks defication interface

smiffyboy

I need a sh*t.

DaveMehmet

My personal favourite is crimping one off.

Jdredsox

Sending the Browns to the Super Bowl

Beardface

Bending a fresh biscuit

guinnessaddick

Dropping the kids off at the pool.

guinnessaddick

Download

Addickted2TheReds

Doing a poo

masicat

Bathing with the Belgians

twiggyaddick

About to drop like Charlton

Carter

Having a Barry
Pinching off a length
Laying cable
Dropping anchor
Crimping one off
Dropping the kids off at the pool
Going for an Eartha
Having a Tom Titt

MuttleyCAFC

Having a Meire will be added to that list soon!

paulbaconsarnie

Logging out.

Fiiish

Release the Kraken.

Daggs

Dump

EastTerrace

John Crosbie, who I used to work with used to say:

"Just going to turn my bike round".

Apparently something to do with putting your elbows on your knees from what I can remember. It was 20 years ago. Still don't understand now.

lordromford

Going for a Douglas. (Hurd)
or, a related one:
Take a conference call with a former foreign minister.

palarsehater

safa i worked with would say im off to send a fax or im off to use the fax machine.

hoof_it_up_to_benty

Having a Duchat

Brendan_O_Connell

Curling out a Cumberland

man_at_milletts

Going for a Thora

RedChaser

Can't see 'pony' mentioned yet.

Taxi_Lad

Curling one out
Having a dump

Or my fave is just before, when you have a turtle head

Karim_myBagheri

I remember at school coming up with a pretty weird song about poo...

Pooey pooey pooey I got poo in my tummy and I feel like pooing on you. Love is like a poo so brown and sweet, yes I feel like pooing on you.

incidentally I've never shat on anyone. or would want to. though at the time I did find the song quite funny.

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Off for a Roland

Swisdom

Releasing a chocolate hostage

Dropping off ET's foot

Laying Bungle's finger

Robbo on the wing

Gladys Knight
Tom Tit
Dump
Pony

fadgadget

Dropping Bombs Over Tokyo .

ross1

MuttleyCAFC said:

Having a Meire will be added to that list soon!

Surely, "having a Meire", is when you are doing something wrong, and this is surely a pleasant occasion, especially when desperate

man_at_milletts

I've never understood the phrases 'taking a shit', and 'taking a dump'.

You don't TAKE anything, if anything you give.

man_at_milletts

fadgadget said:

Dropping Bombs Over Tokyo .

Bombing the German U-Boats when I was young.