What would you do if you were trapped in a lift with RD and KM

mattaddick

Best answer wins my memories of Port Vale away October 1990

ricky_otto

Prey it didn't break down.

Mendonca In Asdas

Fart vociferously!

Dansk_Red

I would not get in a lift with those two, because their lift would only go one way DOWN.

AdTheAddicK

Have a dance with a smile on my face

killerandflash

Mendonca In Asdas said:

Fart vociferously!

You beat me to it, damn!

ricky_otto

Put my phone on loud speaker and player my favourite audio book. "Karl Robinson - I did it my way"

mattaddick

Mendonca In Asdas said:

Fart vociferously!

That is a level of debate they might be able to empathise with

CHG

Is there CCTV in there?

moutuakilla

Piss vinegar

Stig

Have you seen Silence of the Lambs? Well, I'm now on top of the lift and I'm wearing Duchatelet's face.

Macronate

I'd make Meire hit Duchatelet repeatedly with his own shoe whilst she recites great moments in Charlton's history. I'd then reverse the roles so that Duchatelet repeatedly punches Pinocchio on the beak whilst reciting his memories of all the Charlton games he's been to.

guinnessaddick

Cut the cable. Take one for the customers.

cafcledbury

I would do a puppet show with them both

Redvalleyeast

Take a big shit

AddicksAddict

1'38"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHjRQJZsUGg

North Lower Neil

Big William

https://youtu.be/-s3RTKE2QV8

rina

no one has thought to press the alarm button yet? you're going to be stuck in there with those 2 a lot longer if you don't start with the basics

cafcdave123

I'd phone a mate and get him to go round and bum their dogs

Bigbadbozman

Stop the lift, force them to listen to 'Easy Street' on repeat and force them to eat dog food sandwiches. Finally introduce then to Lucille...

cabbles

I'd prefer it if they were both trapped in the lift and there was a little tv screen in the corner. I would just play the Swindon away game on loop for 8 years. I would feed them both. But my hope is that at some point after about 764 showings or 6 months, they both go insane and their mental faculties are destroyed

They've ruined my life, I'd like to ruin theirs

thai malaysia addick

If I had got in on the top floor with them, I would have said "I assume you want to keep going down".

mattaddick

I think I would superglue their faces to one another, dress them up as Russian Cossacks and insist they both learn the names off by heart of the 1947 FA Cup Final winning team. Then I might kill them.

red10

About 25 years !

Missed It

If you're trapped in a lift how long is it acceptable to wait before resorting to cannabalism?

colthe3rd

WestCountryAddick

Missed It said:

If you're trapped in a lift how long is it acceptable to wait before resorting to cannabalism?

Depends how many floors you're going. If it's a short trip, better get on with it.

smiffyboy

Smile when the lift breaks down and say don't worry I don't do failure

Carter

Take one for the team all day long. Beat the pair of them into submission/a coma whichever comes first. They have fucked us as a club I'm not sure I could control myself