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So what horrors did the quick thinking AFC stewards prevent by quickly restraining KR?

From AFC Wimbledon's presumptuous and accusatory statement " Fortunately the steward was still present and, aided by Neal Ardley and assistant manager Neil Cox, he was able to restrain Mr Robinson from striking anyone.

As @Henry Irving points out on the other thread by that logic they also prevented Karl Robinson from stabbing or shooting anyone. So what other horrors did they prevent our gaffer from unleashing on the poor darlings? I'll start...

Fortunately the steward was still present and, aided by Neal Ardley and assistant manager Neil Cox, he was able to restrain Mr Robinson from releasing a dirty bomb into the home end, before kidnapping the tea lady 's cat and getting the family stand hooked on crack cocaine whilst pissing on a statue of Vinnie Jones and Dave Beasant and releasing a gang of ferrets down a nearby Womble warren.

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  • ...restrain Mr. Robinson from singing 'Roland Out'.
  • edited February 2017
    ...restrain Mr. Robinson from breaking into a scouse rendition of a popular Simon and Garfunkel song...
  • restrain Mr. Robinson from posting his post match view and player scores on Charlton Life
  • restrain Mr. Robinson and so present him with another excuse to avoid meeting the protesting fans
  • Fortunately the steward was still present and, aided by Neal Ardley and assistant manager Neil Cox, he was able to restrain Mr Robinson from putting his finger in each of the AFCW ball boys
  • Was also prevented from having the coach hub caps away.

    Nah, I bet he still got them the cheeky scouse scamp
  • Fortunately the steward was still present and, aided by Neal Ardley and assistant manager Neil Cox, he was able to restrain Mr Robinson from Taking off his jacket to reveal a third nipple and a large tattoo of the MKD flag across his chest.
  • Restrain Robinson from dismantling their air conditioning system and releasing a rare and overpowering batch of lavender
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  • ...restrain Mr Robinson from hosting the following day's Grammy awards in Los Angeles.
  • Quick thinking AFCW stewards prevented Karl Robinson from becoming a scouse cliché.
  • Restrained Mr Robinson from nicking the Wimbledon players car wheels.
  • One of those unfair threads where nobody's going to come close to the OP
  • Restrained Mr Robinson from chucking strawberry jam everywhere.
  • Restrained Mr Robinson from explaining what the fuck is going on in Taboo on Saturday night.


  • Fortunately the steward was still present and, aided by Neal Ardley and assistant manager Neil Cox, he was able to restrain Mr Robinson from challenging the groundsman to an epic hip hop dance battle

  • Restrained from swinging from the groundsman's fork handle.
  • Restraining Robinson from calling an Uber instead of hailing a black cab
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  • Fortunately the steward was still present and, aided by Neal Ardley and assistant manager Neil Cox, he was able to retrain Mr Robinson and he can now drink without spilling his lager.
  • Think the world may have dodged a bullet here, what with Robinson's mouth and Donald Trump in the mix, I believe that the Wombles groundsmen saved Armageddon!
  • Restrain Robinson from flicking to a channel beginning with a 9 before his partner was fully asleep
  • Pretty sad that rather than support our manager who is clearly the victim here - yet again our so called supporters think it funny to have another snide pop at him

    Whooshey McWhooshington
  • Pretty sad that rather than support our manager who is clearly the victim here - yet again our so called supporters think it funny to have another snide pop at him

    Whilst he appears to be the victim I think the majority view is that there is a time and a place.

    He was unprofessional, there is no getting away from that. Last week Rosler was getting criticised for his actions on the pitch.
  • Agree there is a time and a place - but if the alleged abuse of him is true then who can blame him.Are you telling me you would have reacted any differently?
  • Stopped him from righting a wrong.
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