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In honour of our Scouse manager

We should put a few Scouse joke's on here , mine is
It's so cold in Liverpool today a scouser put his hands in his own pocket
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  • Why should you always swerve when you see a scouser riding a bike?

    It could well be your bike he's riding.
  • They found the remains of a dinosaur in Liverpool last week ... it was a Doyathinkhesawus
  • The population of Liverpool has remained the same for the last 30 years. The reason for that is that every time a baby is born the father f***s off!
  • Why wasn't Jesus born in Merseyside?

    Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
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  • edited February 1
    waddya call a scouser in a suit ? .......................


    the accused .... or a scouser in a Mercedes ?

    a car thief
  • waddya call a scouser in a suit ? .......................


    the accused .... or a scouser in a Mercedes ?

    a car thief

    The really old ones are the best!! :wink:
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  • waddya call a scouser in a suit ? .......................


    the accused .... or a scouser in a Mercedes ?

    a car thief

    The really old ones are the best!! :wink:
    as old as most of the 'jokes' on here ((:>)
  • I'm not very good at jokes, how about a song;

    You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
    You find a dead cat and you think it's a treat,
    In your Liverpool.............
  • Whats the difference between a scouse bird, and a shopping trolley.....
    ......a shopping trolley has a mind of its own....!
  • The Kop.
    Greenie said:

    Whats the difference between a scouse bird, and a shopping trolley.....
    ......a shopping trolley has a mind of its own....!

    Back in the days of Thatcher, that was "What's the difference between a Tory minister and a shopping trolley?".
  • How do you make a scouser run faster?
    stick a DVD player under his arm
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