New merchandise idea for CARD

MountsfieldPark

Smart hairbrush listens for breaking hair (BBC news)

Beauty giant L'Oreal has unveiled a smart hairbrush packed with sensors to help consumers improve their brushing technique. The Hair Coach, which will retail at just under $200 (£160), contains a microphone, gyroscope and accelerometer among other sensors. It also vibrates if you brush too hard. The brush's in-built microphone records the sounds of breaking hair. The firm says the other sensors are used to build up a profile of the way the owner looks after their hair.

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Clearly a life-changing product. Slap a CARD logo on it and Lifers will snap them up!

Davo55

Hair? Charlton fans? Takes out about 70% of the male target market.

MountsfieldPark

Davo55 said:

Hair? Charlton fans? Takes out about 70% of the male target market.

There's a market for nostalgia, you know.

Addickted2TheReds

Davo55 said:

Hair? Charlton fans? Takes out about 70% of the male target market.

Handy for some of us though mate... :-)

Eynsfordaddick

Davo55 said:

Hair? Charlton fans? Takes out about 70% of the male target market.

One for the ladies then!

letthegoodtimesroll

Davo55 said:

Hair? Charlton fans? Takes out about 70% of the male target market.

Cut the bristles off, wack on a bit of cloth and call it a head polisher. 70% of the charlton male target market sorted.

Beardface

MountsfieldPark said:

Davo55 said:

Hair? Charlton fans? Takes out about 70% of the male target market.

There's a market for nostalgia, you know.

You can just imagine the sensory feedback you'd get from this.

"what was I doing wrong brush?"

"You were brushing your armpits."

Stig

What about a CARD branded lie detector?

AddicksAddict

Stig said:

What about a CARD branded lie detector?

Surely that should be Daisy in there, no?

Alwaysneil

What ampage does that lie detector go up to?

dogpat65

There must be a market for CARD Thermos Flasks and Blankets

ElfsborgAddick

I think coffee mugs would sell well.

clb74

Shorts

Alwaysneil

I've noticed Barker seems to like a pair of shorts.

dogpat65

Even better.

letthegoodtimesroll

How about CARD drones ? They might take off

letthegoodtimesroll

Or for the sweettoothed fans, CARD chocolate coated peanuts. I'm sure they'll go down a treet

Duncan270566

How about some CARD peanut butter? Don't tell other supporters though in case they spread it.

letthegoodtimesroll

Or CARD laxatives ? You could get a run on them

Essex_Al

Or CARD bras, that would be an uplifting experience.

Essex_Al

Or CARD Viagra, if nothing else, at least it would stop the old farts falling out of bed!

MountsfieldPark

Or happy families CARDs, featuring Mr Duchatelet the village idiot, Ms Hofte the idiot's partner, Ms Meire the idiot's niece and Karl the Lancashire Heeler*.

*Personality

It is alert, friendly, energetic, intelligent, playful and a pleasant companion. Personality can range from lazy and playful to energenic and talkative. It is actually a very strong dog that likes to participate in all kinds of activities, and can carry a ball or object the size of themselves. The Lancashire Heeler is friendly towards its owners and passers-by on the street but may be aggressive towards an unknown character on their territory.

MuttleyCAFC

We do coffee mugs.

ElfsborgAddick

MuttleyCAFC said:

We do coffee mugs.

I mentioned this earlier, it would be a winner methinks.

Airman Brown

So last year...

clb74

ElfsborgAddick said:

MuttleyCAFC said:

We do coffee mugs.

I mentioned this earlier, it would be a winner methinks.

Mug

MuttleyCAFC

Have to say it -like the black on that. Ours are plain white. Just got an order for 500 which yours truly has to do so will be sick of the sight of mugs for a while!