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Anyone fancy a coffee?

robroy
robroy Posts: 4,444
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https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/1548059/this-new-cafe-in-london-will-sell-you-a-blow-job-with-every-cup-of-coffee/
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  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    I dread to think what @ElfsborgAddick is thinking right now. It's a beer only ok.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    The Lithuanian bird in the cafe near me has been known to do it for nothing.....so im told anyway.
  • iamdan
    iamdan Posts: 2,421
    Wife charges less.
  • iamdan
    iamdan Posts: 2,421
    She has a coffee shop in London..
  • All_Thaid_Up
    All_Thaid_Up Posts: 2,293
    in Bangkok its about 800 baht for a beer and a BJ so about 16 pound. Always a good way to start a night out, that way you don't pick up the first girl you see.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    LargeAddick said:

    iamdan said:

    Wife charges less.

    How much and what's the coffee like?
    £20. Coffee is very nice as well. Really recommend to all.
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,323
    All_Thaid_Up said:

    in Bangkok its about 800 baht for a beer and a BJ so about 16 pound. Always a good way to start a night out, that way you don't pick up the first girl you see.

    Doesn't their stubble itch your balls?
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,040
    Do you have to drink your coffee at the same time ?
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,323
    Covered End said:

    Do you have to drink your coffee at the same time ?

    You don't drink it, they dunk you in the coffee, just make sure you don't order it extra hot

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  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,238
    Bar in Bangkok where you get a pint instead of a coffee and it's 13 quid
  • All_Thaid_Up
    All_Thaid_Up Posts: 2,293
    CAFCsayer said:

    Bar in Bangkok where you get a pint instead of a coffee and it's 13 quid

    At least I give a tip!!! :wink:
  • robroy
    robroy Posts: 4,444
    Maybe KM will cotton onto this and try it out in the west lower at half time? Could you imagine that staff that cant work the tills or pour a decent pint.....having to do that too!
  • colthe3rd
    colthe3rd Posts: 8,486
    Noshta Coffee
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,075
    Starfucks
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,861
    How much for an extra shot?
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,120
    All_Thaid_Up said:

    in Bangkok its about 800 baht for a beer and a BJ so about 16 pound. Always a good way to start a night out, that way you don't pick up the first girl you see.

    CAFCsayer said:

    Bar in Bangkok where you get a pint instead of a coffee and it's 13 quid

    You guys shoulda gone to Cambodia ;-)
  • Atletico Addick
    Atletico Addick Posts: 5,843
    Fappuccino, please.
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,238
    Starfucks

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  • Bow_Addick
    Bow_Addick Posts: 528
    Splat white please
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,599
    I take it you have to provide your own cream then?
  • colthe3rd
    colthe3rd Posts: 8,486
    ForeverAddickted said:

    I take it you have to provide your own cream then?

    Why? Wanna use mine?
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,967
    For Coffee?
  • PaddyP17
    PaddyP17 Posts: 13,040
    I'll have a Splat White please...

    Oh god I feel terrible just writing that
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,995
    Bow_Addick said:

    Splat white please

    PaddyP17 said:

    I'll have a Splat White please...

    Oh god I feel terrible just writing that

    So would i
  • Bow_Addick
    Bow_Addick Posts: 528
    PaddyP17 said:

    I'll have a Splat White please...

    Oh god I feel terrible just writing that

    Come off it mate, that joke was so 18 minutes ago
  • CostaFortune
    CostaFortune Posts: 404
    "The base charge for a blowie and a cuppa will be £50 (which has been billed as ‘the most expensive coffee in the UK’) with £10 added for every extra 15 minutes of oral pleasure"

    Wonder how many will have to pay the extra tenner??
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,323
    Only coffee shop in the world where the Barista chooses black or white, not the customer
  • CostaFortune
    CostaFortune Posts: 404
    Felatte please full fat

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