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Injury Thread on Fans Unable to Attend Tonight.

RaplhMilneRaplhMilne
in General Charlton
Novak Wrist ! Not coming tonight.

Me. Despite only two weeks to the new season, my complete apathy has not healed up. I am also suffering severe disinterest, with a bad dose of why should I bother.
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    Pedro45Pedro45
    Cutting my toe nails, so can't make it tonight.
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    mr.se7mr.se7
    Atletico Addick said:

    I've broke my spine, fractured both shins and being assessed for quite severe head injuries. The Charlton physio team have stuck me as a doubt for tonights match.

    Couple painkiller injections you should be alright to play
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    cantersaddickcantersaddick
    I have a half hour shit scheduled in for tonight. Can't rearrange.
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    mistrollinginmistrollingin
    Afternoon tea was a bit hot and burnt the end of my tongue. So,giving my tomato plants their weekly liquid feed, taking some geranium cuttings and watching Michael Portillo's Great American Railroad Journeys.




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    BaldybonceBaldybonce
    I've got piles of problems.
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    lancashire ladlancashire lad
    just missed the last train out of Lancaster - drat!
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    E_cafcE_cafc
    Ingrowing eyelash
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    ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    Washing my pubes!!
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    HarryLimeHarryLime
    My Achilles tendon is still feeling tight after a bit of dad dancing on Saturday night. I'm going to have to miss this one.
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    blackpool72blackpool72
    I'm suffering from squirrelitus. Had it for about 2 years but it's showing no sign of improving
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    RedChaserRedChaser
    Travel sickness before I set off.
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    _MrDick_MrDick
    I have splinters in my backside ... Been sitting on the fence for the last few weeks
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    Addickted2TheRedsAddickted2TheReds
    It is the anniversary of my birth.

    Kind of the club to schedule a game for when I would definitely be busy so that I didn't have to think of an excuse...
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    bobmunrobobmunro
    Sitting in my garden waiting, with a very big spade, for the mole to appear that's been digging up my lawn.
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    ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    MrLargo said:

    Suffering from two swollen wrists, heavily blistered palms and sporadic blindness - not been able to shake any of these injuries off since I was 13.

    Your a right w****r you are!!
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    MrLargoMrLargo
    ForeverAddickted said:

    MrLargo said:

    Suffering from two swollen wrists, heavily blistered palms and sporadic blindness - not been able to shake any of these injuries off since I was 13.

    Your a right w****r you are!!
    That has never been in dispute - I wear the W****r badge with pride and distinction.
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    Lazy_eye_metaphorLazy_eye_metaphor
    I've got a groin strain. Is that a good enough excuse?
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    bobmunrobobmunro
    blackpool72 said:

    bobmunro said:

    Sitting in my garden waiting, with a very big spade, for the mole to appear that's been digging up my lawn.

    Why going to help him
    on his way - yes.
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    RedChaserRedChaser
    ForeverAddickted said:

    MrLargo said:

    Suffering from two swollen wrists, heavily blistered palms and sporadic blindness - not been able to shake any of these injuries off since I was 13.

    Your a right w****r you are!!
    With two swollen wrists I'd say he was ambidextrous :wink:
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    E_cafcE_cafc
    blackpool72 said:

    I'm suffering from squirrelitus. Had it for about 2 years but it's showing no sign of improving

    I bet people think you're nuts!
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    SantaClausSantaClaus
    edited July 2016
    The missus has given me ear ache. The prognosis is for it to get worse if I attend.
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    RedChaserRedChaser
    edited July 2016
    MrLargo said:

    ForeverAddickted said:

    MrLargo said:

    Suffering from two swollen wrists, heavily blistered palms and sporadic blindness - not been able to shake any of these injuries off since I was 13.

    Your a right w****r you are!!
    That has never been in dispute - I wear the W****r badge with pride and distinction.
    You never said you was a Nigel.
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    RedChaserRedChaser
    Lazy_eye_metaphor said:

    I've got a groin strain. Is that a good enough excuse?

    Only if you are running all the way otherwise no :wink:
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    Oh_Yoni_BoyOh_Yoni_Boy
    Cut my hand whilst making a sandwich
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