London's First Naked Restaurant

Vincenzo · June 2016

Opens tomorrow. In Shoreditch, natch. 45,000 waiting list.

Mind yourself with the soup.

http://www.thebunyadi.com/

cafcdave123 · June 2016

Clothing optional, it'll be a room full of fully clothed single weirdos hoping to have a perv

Vincenzo · June 2016

I think they have a separate room for the nuddy shy.

Gravesend_Addick · June 2016

What??

Why??

SDAddick · June 2016

Technically, any restaurant is a naked restaurant if you try put your mind to it.

Also, of course it's f'ing Shoreditch.

Karim_myBagheri · June 2016

cafcdave123 said:
Clothing optional, it'll be a room full of fully clothed single weirdos hoping to have a perv

my thoughts exactly. still, got to hope that i'll see a bit of something tomorrow or it wont be worth it.

hawksmoor · June 2016

Waiter at naked restaurant: Sir, we have more female naked diners that I have to seat at this table. Will you be long, as this is the only table that isn't occupied by naked female diners?

Me: Look, I'm going to have to stay sitting down for a while. (Think of something boring. Think of something boring.)

DaveMehmet · June 2016

SDAddick said:
Technically, any restaurant is a naked restaurant if you try put your mind to it.

Also, of course it's fucking Shoreditch.

It opened after pressure from the local women who were jealous of only men getting food in their beards.

cafctom · June 2016

SDAddick said:

Also, of course it's fucking Shoreditch.

Word for word what I said to myself as soon as I saw it.

killerandflash · June 2016

Vincenzo said:
Opens tomorrow. In Shoreditch, snatch. 45,000 waiting list.

Corrected

ForeverAddickted · June 2016

Would you like cream with that Sir?

bobmunro · June 2016

hawksmoor said:
Waiter at naked restaurant: Sir, we have more female naked diners that I have to seat at this table. Will you be long, as this is the only table that isn't occupied by naked female diners?

Me: Look, I'm going to have to stay sitting down for a while. (Think of something boring. Think of something boring.)

Thinking of Margaret Thatcher does the trick for me - it deflates in seconds!

i_b_b_o_r_g · June 2016

cafcdave123 said:
Clothing optional, it'll be a room full of fully clothed single weirdos hoping to have a perv

When you going mate?

ForeverAddickted · June 2016

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

cafcdave123 said:
Clothing optional, it'll be a room full of fully clothed single weirdos hoping to have a perv
When you going mate?

We should have a CharltonLife outing there to get to know each other better?

i_b_b_o_r_g · June 2016

ForeverAddickted said:

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

cafcdave123 said:
Clothing optional, it'll be a room full of fully clothed single weirdos hoping to have a perv
When you going mate?
We should have a CharltonLife outing there to get to know each other better?

I'll send you a coupla pics of meself if you're a bit desperate pal

; )