Asda have had their "Wonky Veg" campaign running for donkeys... so Roland, you should be able to shift our unbalanced, slightly a cock, gnarled and desperate football club surely?
Day 1642 and 1643. It’s going on a bit this old count eh. Still not long now till February. I might buy a hat. No, forget it he’s still here. Oh no hat fuck....
Day 1656 and 1657 Yes N01R4M, let’s not ruin people’s weekend or indeed their breakfast with the image of that outfit (even though it might match the teeth rather nicely. ) He’s still here doyouknowthewaytosanohfuck..
Day 1660. He’s not all there. But he is still here. Oh Boom bang a bang boom bang a bang fuck.. ( and yes you youngsters this was a real song. Without the fuck bit, though some may argue that it may have improved it a bit )
If you go down in the woods today You're sure of a big surprise If you go down in the woods today You're sure of a big surprise For mum and dad are aving a shag And uncle frank is avin a wank And aunty flo is avin a go with GRRRRAAANDAD!!
Nothing to do with the Belgian twat, just trying to take my mind off.... NOOOOAH!
Day 1661. Oh look it’s a number that’s the same backwards! Well, that’s enough excitement for today He’s still here. Nah nah nah, na-na nah nah, na-na nah nah, oh fuck...
If you go down in the woods today You're sure of a big surprise If you go down in the woods today You're sure of a big surprise For mum and dad are aving a shag And uncle frank is avin a wank And aunty flo is avin a go with GRRRRAAANDAD!!
Nothing to do with the Belgian twat, just trying to take my mind off.... NOOOOAH!
I'm sitting with my cup of tea by the window looking out at the rain. It's grey and bloody Xmas is only a few sleeps away. Then I read your post! That's made me day! I'm off out to sing it to the chickens now
Day 1662. Well, after the heady excitement yesterday of a number that read the same backwards, we’ve returned to the less spectacular today, it’s plain old 1662 this morning. So let’s all just calm down a little. Life. It’s full of up and downs eh. He’s still here. Da doo ron ron ron da doo oh fuck...
If you go down in the woods today You're sure of a big surprise If you go down in the woods today You're sure of a big surprise For mum and dad are aving a shag And uncle frank is avin a wank And aunty flo is avin a go with GRRRRAAANDAD!!
Nothing to do with the Belgian twat, just trying to take my mind off.... NOOOOAH!
Haha...old skool...,but wasn't the 4th line... "You better do up ur flies"...??
Comments
He’s still here.
Oh fuck..
Roland OUT
It’s going on a bit this old count eh. Still not long now till February. I might buy a hat.
No, forget it he’s still here.
Oh no hat fuck....
He’s still here
Oh fuck
Carry on up the count.
He’s still here.
Oh saucy fuck,,,
He’s still here.
Oh But I Can’t Believe He’s Still Here fuck...
He’s still here.
Oh fuck bin fuck bin fuck..
The fucker is like a bad case of the Denvers ain't he?
And so it goes on.
He’s still here.
Oh very long fuck.
A good win.
He’s still here.
Oh fuck...
He’s still here.
Oh wopbopaloobopalopbamfuck...
Oh woman flu that's making me feel shite fuck
He’s still here. Well, continuing on the theme of iconic rock’n’roll vocal riffs -
Oh goodgraciousgreatballsoffuck...
He’s still here.
Oh doo wa diddy diddy dum diddy fuck
He’s still here.
Oh shakerattleandfuck..
Don't think I can cope with the mental image of B.O. in a bikini...
Oh!
Err...
Sorry, folks!
Yes N01R4M, let’s not ruin people’s weekend or indeed their breakfast with the image of that outfit (even though it might match the teeth rather nicely.
He’s still here
doyouknowthewaytosanohfuck..
He’s still here.
Oohwackerdoowackohfuck...
He’s still here.
Na na na, nah na nah na, na na na, nah na oh fuck...
He’s not all there.
But he is still here.
Oh Boom bang a bang boom bang a bang fuck..
( and yes you youngsters this was a real song. Without the fuck bit, though some may argue that it may have improved it a bit
You're sure of a big surprise
If you go down in the woods today
You're sure of a big surprise
For mum and dad are aving a shag
And uncle frank is avin a wank
And aunty flo is avin a go with GRRRRAAANDAD!!
Nothing to do with the Belgian twat, just trying to take my mind off.... NOOOOAH!
Oh look it’s a number that’s the same backwards!
Well, that’s enough excitement for today
He’s still here.
Nah nah nah, na-na nah nah, na-na nah nah, oh fuck...
Well, after the heady excitement yesterday of a number that read the same backwards, we’ve returned to the less spectacular today, it’s plain old 1662 this morning. So let’s all just calm down a little.
Life. It’s full of up and downs eh.
He’s still here.
Da doo ron ron ron da doo oh fuck...
"You better do up ur flies"...??