You can't say the CEO hasn't delivered:
Sit on sofa during match
Experience hopefully the next stars of the Championship
End of season free souvenir sofa fluff
Opportunity to play hand badminton in the North stand
Sing-along prematch sit-in entertainment
Amnesty bins to offer aid for the long suffering groundsmen (please donate whatever you can)
Opposition fan socials and networking
Funeral service experience
End of match amateur boxing cards (kidney punches permitted)
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