Maybe going to far, but to maximise number of items entered, could go for CAFC butt plugs (range of sizes available).
Be a very odd looking set of fans walking to the valley if everyone was plugged up I would imagine but the searches on the gate are unlikely to go that far.
A set of on field objects that the groundstaff would be less keen on picking up to chuck over the touchline.
Oh, I've just realised that the sight of the fan base hiding the product down the valley Floyd road is why this one is not a winner.
CatJnr has already gone out and blown his pocket money on balls/balloons and even a pack of toilet rolls to bolster any CARD supplies. He's also spent the last couple of weeks emptying the printer ink cartridge by printing out and cutting up hundreds (thousands?) of roland/katrien out/we want our club back bits of paper so apologies in advance if you get showered on Saturday but I've kept him away from anything heavy (bog roll excepted)
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Be a very odd looking set of fans walking to the valley if everyone was plugged up I would imagine but the searches on the gate are unlikely to go that far.
A set of on field objects that the groundstaff would be less keen on picking up to chuck over the touchline.
Oh, I've just realised that the sight of the fan base hiding the product down the valley Floyd road is why this one is not a winner.
Maybe one for next season.
Foldable fabric frisbee
Pack of four balls
Foam make your own planes
Bouncy balls
Drawing pins
BringYourOwn selection
If you want your purchase to go further than 10 metres choose something else from the list.