After having been out for an Indian I always order an extra Nan to take home. In the morning I pop it in the toaster, spread with butter and then marmalade! delicious. Best of all is a garlic Nan.
I assume it's not strange to felch Cadbury Cream Eggs?
It depends in what sense you mean. If you mean 'is it weird to ejaculate into the empty cavity of a creme egg, then suck the semen out with a drinking straw'? Or do you mean you suck the fondant stuff out and you've labelled that as felching?
Malteasers - I suck the chocolate off fnarr, and then let the biscuit melt in my mouth. I have to do this 2 at a time for some reason.
My Gran did that with sugared almonds, sucking the shells off (fnarr) during the week, then serving us nippers almonds on a plate when we visited on a Sunday.
Had a very similar story from a friend of mine who worked in a nursing home for a while - she had a resident who kept giving her nuts because her family bought them for her but she couldn't eat them because they were too hard.
After a while of this happening pretty regularly my friend asked why she didn't say anything to the family, to which this lady told her she couldn't eat the nuts anymore, but she still liked sucking the chocolate off them.
I'm quite partial to an oxo cube straight out of the wrapper.
Which you bought for £20 and then smoked
This actually happened at my middle school, some year 7 kids got done for trying to sell Oxo as draw. Personally I wouldn't waste nice tasty Oxo by smoking it.
The High School I went to also made the national news for kids dealing LSD on site. Lovely town is Kidderminster.
Jaffa cakes - Bite off all round the edge,peel off the orangery bit,eat the sponge then save the smashing Jaffa orange bit 'til last. Mrs thinks I'm weird and it really annoys her that I eat them this way
That's the ONLY way to eat a jaffa cake
Oreos, prise them apart, scrape all the white centre off with your teeth/tongue, eat the biscuit sides afterthrow them straight in the bin.
Pizza. I don't like cheese so depending on where I am I de-cheese as much as possible.
Next time you go for a pizza, try this: "I'll have the ... pizza, please, but with no cheese". If you're cooking the pizza yourself, it's even easier. Leave the cheese on the shelf at the shop!
Pizza. I don't like cheese so depending on where I am I de-cheese as much as possible.
I had a friend like that, they found the ideal solution. They don't eat pizza...
On a similar note, what about those prize plums who "Don't like tomatoes or cheese", but love pizza. Dick heads.
Not at all. The cooking and the combination of different items makes all the difference. I hate raw tomatoes, tomato juice, tomato soup, and cooked tomatoes as just cooked tomatoes but I'm very happy to eat tomato sauce on pasta and on pizzas.
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In the morning I pop it in the toaster, spread with butter and then marmalade! delicious.
Best of all is a garlic Nan.
After a while of this happening pretty regularly my friend asked why she didn't say anything to the family, to which this lady told her she couldn't eat the nuts anymore, but she still liked sucking the chocolate off them.
The High School I went to also made the national news for kids dealing LSD on site. Lovely town is Kidderminster.
Walnut Whips as well.
I like to roll up curly wurlies, though a lot of the chocolate comes off
Sandwiches with lumps of cheese instead of bread and cucumber etc as the filling.
Leave the best (the meat) to last during any dinner.
Lick the plate when ever there is any liquid like element left on the plate.
Custard creams and bourbons - all the biscuit first.
Always fold over cheese on toast.
Mayo and ketchup together on lots of stuff.
When having cheese on toast - pickle on one slice, ketchup on another, salad cream on one and coleslaw on the last.
Still fold.
Lump of cheese on a slice of ham which is rolled up and eaten.
Cheese used as a spoon to eat cold beans, coleslaw, pot salad etc.
Drink the 'juice' from a tin of tuna during the draining process.
I didn't even know I was doing it til my kids told me, and now take the piss every time I have some!