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    T_C_ET_C_E
    DaveMehmet said:

    Raith_C_Chattonell said:

    You remember Richard O'Sullivan as the cool 'Man about the house' living with two gorgeous girls.

    Then a cruel reality check takes place when he pops up in today's papers, chatting to Meghan Markle, in the Royal Variety residential nursing and care home.

    Looks like he’s enjoying the nursing home, bang on the gear.
    Thanks, I've just asked Mrs TCE to get me a change of clothes! ;)
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    HoldkneebombHoldkneebomb
    Found myself watching Countryfile yesterday and thought that it was actually not bad 
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    iaitchiaitch
    Not sure if this qualifies me but I enjoy watching Gardeners World?
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    RedroboRedrobo
    iaitch said:
    Not sure if this qualifies me but I enjoy watching Gardeners World?
    Yup. You are firmly in.
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    ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    edited May 2019
    happyvalley said:
    You walk past a football without trying to flip it up to do keepy uppies.
    Glad to see I'm not old then

    Brought my son a Football the other day, was doing some work in the garden yesterday afternoon and noticed the ball to the side so started kicking it against the wall trying to do some keepy uppies and seeing if I could beat my target of 2!!

    The wait continues
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    iaitchiaitch
    When you're old is called getty uppy.
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    Horsfield9Horsfield9
    When the best chat up line your mate can come up with is - " have you got any spare fixadent ".
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    thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    edited September 2019
    When the accuracy of guessing the age of someone under 45 is almost always way out
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    MrOneLungMrOneLung
    when you remember Steve Smith not getting a fifty against England.
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    When you go to the gym for the first time in a couple of months then ache like f**k for the next 3 days. I only did a bloody hour.
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    SoundAsa£SoundAsa£
    The candles cost more than the cake!
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    Davo55Davo55
    SoundAsa£ said:
    You drive to the Vets for an appointment and realise you forgot to bring your dog!
    The dog drives you to the doctors.
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    sillav nitramsillav nitram
    When you've just posted a song on the 'Today I'll be mostly listening to' thread, that came out in 1969.
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    DaarrzzetbumDaarrzzetbum
    When you buy blue pills from the chemist 😩
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    Six-a-bag-of-nutsSix-a-bag-of-nuts
    When your latent tendency to mix up peoples names has now extended to include the dog!
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    ricky_ottoricky_otto
    Nadou said:
    You start to calculate how many more seasons you are likely to see at The Valley.
    Getting old is one thing, but there is no need to depress yourself as well. 
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    Six-a-bag-of-nutsSix-a-bag-of-nuts
    ricky_otto said:
    Nadou said:
    You start to calculate how many more seasons you are likely to see at The Valley.
    Getting old is one thing, but there is no need to depress yourself as well. 
    Yep. Whilst I have done the same myself at times, it doesn't do to dwell.
    There's a Charlton Life to be lived ;)
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    EpsomAddickEpsomAddick
    iainment said:
    When you start to understand why people like gardening.
    When you're glad it's raining because it means you don't have to water the garden.
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    Greenie JuniorGreenie Junior
    When you start liking cricket, when you start liking golf and when you follow through in the pub twice in 2 days. 

    All recent things where I thought fucking hell i’m getting on a bit 
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    SoundAsa£SoundAsa£
    edited September 2019
    That follow on one isn’t a sign of getting old, you need to get yourself checked out fella!
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    T_C_ET_C_E
    When you read the title and think struth at those admission prices I’d rather watch on telly!
    😂😂

    Big fan zone planned for Greenwich Park for 2020 Euros

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    RedskinRedskin
    iainment said:
    When you start to understand why people like gardening.
    There's an old French saying:

    If you want to be happy for a day, get a haircut

    If you want to be happy for a year, get a wife

    If you want to be happy for life, get a garden
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