The Brussels Times Reports: Businessman Roland Duchatelet held a 'Total Wipeout' style contest in his hometown of Merksem, for wanna-be Charlton Athletic manager's. He was initially unsure if any of the candidates would be up to the job, until one announced that he's willing to let someone else wear the trousers and doesn't mind shoveling the shit left behind in Roland's wake.
Despite Roland announcing to the press that he still has many candidates to interview, he was overheard telling club Chief Executive, Katrien Meire, that he has already found his stooge man.
In regional news:
A local bookmaker in Merksem has already closed betting on odds said to be as high as 3/1 at one stage, on local celebrity pig farmer Arno Varderburghe, becoming the English Championship sides next team manager.
Eric: That night, as we talked excitedly about shovels and precipitation, Arthur and I decided we had so much in common, that we would form a gang, dedicated to persuing our common interests. Arthur, with his long criminal record, was loathe to divulge his name, so we called ourselves... the Eric Olthwaite Gang.
Eric's Father from window: Shut up Eric, you boring little tit!
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Businessman Roland Duchatelet held a 'Total Wipeout' style contest in his hometown of Merksem, for wanna-be Charlton Athletic manager's. He was initially unsure if any of the candidates would be up to the job, until one announced that he's willing to let someone else wear the trousers and doesn't mind shoveling the shit left behind in Roland's wake.
Despite Roland announcing to the press that he still has many candidates to interview, he was overheard telling club Chief Executive, Katrien Meire, that he has already found his
stoogeman.In regional news:
A local bookmaker in Merksem has already closed betting on odds said to be as high as 3/1 at one stage, on local celebrity pig farmer Arno Varderburghe, becoming the English Championship sides next team manager.
Eric's Father from window: Shut up Eric, you boring little tit!