General things that Please you

A-R-T-H-U-R

When an American Injury Lawyer puts his mug on the side of a bus, but doesnt anticipate anyone opening the window. Chipmunk wanker.

Floyd Montana

Taking my fit as a fiddle neighbour to the local pub/restaurant for his 91st birthday and getting a thank you card before retiring to bed the same evening.

T_C_E

This morning at training I was introduced to a lady with a Staffordshire bull terrier, she had rescued it a 9 nine months old it still had pink pads on its feet, a tell tail sign its not been walked and now at 11 month old she was told by 2 vets to have the boy PTS and 2 so called "trainers" after taking a couple of hundred quid off the lady told her to muzzle it when out walking. Our first 5 minutes and the dog had sunk its teeth into my wrist breaking the skin and bruising it up. The lady asked me what we do now, my reply was to tell her before the end of our one hour session we would achieve a goal and what would she like it to be? She said she would like him to walk down the street without barking at people or dogs. I told her we would aim a bit higher than that. Our goal would be that her dog and my boy would be "Off Lead" together in the training paddock watching her face assume one of total shock. 40 minutes after teaching him how to behave, we had one owner with tears of joy and one happy Staffy "I fecking love my job"

Raith_C_Chattonell

Surfing through Youtube music videos and coming across a classic.

Watching this drummer in action has really cheered me up this morning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9kPfelTEds

i_b_b_o_r_g

The same sex partnership thing going in our flock, two hens bringing up 2 chicks together. #everyoneiswelcomehere

i_b_b_o_r_g

....gonna be a fuckin heartbreaking decision on Friday when I cull one of the mums for the pot #mansgottaeat

SWEnglandAddick

Spotting a fellow Charlton sufferer in Gloucester yesterday.

StigThundercock

Cynical tory scumbags being hoisted high by their own hubris. Couldn't drop the reckless self-serving trough feeders from high enough.

ValleyGary

The General Election being over. Finally social media can go back to be funny again.

LenGlover

A day at the cricket reminiscing with old team mates.

ForeverAddickted

Seeing that Andorra have beaten Hungary in WC Qualifiers!!

guinnessaddick

https://twitter.com/irishtimes/status/873250029754089473

ValleyGary

Kym Marsh's oral skills.

JohnBoyUK

ValleyGary said:

Kym Marsh's oral skills.

Ha, I had just come on this thread to post the same thing lol.
She must have honed her skills by watching the 1990 Germany vs Holland WC game...

Greenie

Jnr coming over for a BBQ yesterday, armed with 2 boxes of mint Adidas trainers that he has given to me (good job we have the same sized feet), and he has only worn them once or twice.
'Hand me up trainers' is the way forward.
Result!

DaveMehmet

Greenie said:

Jnr coming over for a BBQ yesterday, armed with 2 boxes of mint Adidas trainers that he has given to me (good job we have the same sized feet), and he has only worn them once or twice.
'Hand me up trainers' is the way forward.
Result!

All you've got to do now is wait to see what he's done to piss you off so much that he needed to soften the blow with a couple of pairs of trainers.

Stuart_the_Red

Looking at a bank statement and seeing you've got money in your account than thought!

Raith_C_Chattonell

Greenie said:

Jnr coming over for a BBQ yesterday, armed with 2 boxes of mint Adidas trainers that he has given to me (good job we have the same sized feet), and he has only worn them once or twice.
'Hand me up trainers' is the way forward.
Result!

Mint? I guess I'm old school, I prefer black or white.

MrOneLung

JohnBoyUK said:

ValleyGary said:

Kym Marsh's oral skills.

Ha, I had just come on this thread to post the same thing lol.
She must have honed her skills by watching the 1990 Germany vs Holland WC game...

Can anyone ahem point me to a site that I could this please?

LouisMend

MrOneLung said:

JohnBoyUK said:

ValleyGary said:

Kym Marsh's oral skills.

Ha, I had just come on this thread to post the same thing lol.
She must have honed her skills by watching the 1990 Germany vs Holland WC game...

Can anyone ahem point me to a site that I could this please?

https://youtu.be/pTfma-LoiYY

ricky_otto

ValleyGary said:

Kym Marsh's oral skills.

seconded.

ricky_otto

MrOneLung said:

JohnBoyUK said:

ValleyGary said:

Kym Marsh's oral skills.

Ha, I had just come on this thread to post the same thing lol.
She must have honed her skills by watching the 1990 Germany vs Holland WC game...

Can anyone ahem point me to a site that I could this please?

The Frappening is your friend.

ForeverAddickted

ValleyGary said:

Kym Marsh's oral skills.

Very impressive!!

Gravesend_Addick

ValleyGary said:

Kym Marsh's oral skills.

I wasn't aware of this, so thanks for bringing it to my attention. Impressive indeed!!

A-R-T-H-U-R

Copper milk theft and it's consequences.
Halifax Police Station tweet.

Alwaysneil

Chrissy\\\'s Army!! said:

ValleyGary said:

Kym Marsh's oral skills.

I wasn't aware of this, so thanks for bringing it to my attention. Impressive indeed!!

Bit gobby if you ask me.

Covered End

We tried ostrich steak for dinner. It was lovely.

Raith_C_Chattonell

Chas Hodges ready to perform again following his cancer treatment.

(He will be supporting Phil Collins at Hyde Park on Friday, June 30th.)

DaveMehmet

Covered End said:

We tried ostrich steak for dinner. It was lovely.

Finally got your head out of the sand and tried it?