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The title of your Autobiography?

Dave2lDave2l
in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Considering the fact that jimmy Bullard has one out no disrespect but basically means anyone can have one.

What would be your title?

Mine,

David McCaffrey: Made in Eltham

Description summary: An honest detailed version of events about trips to sainsburys after work. To highlight the day when I was unsensible, and went straight to KFC.

One for the Christmas stocking
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