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Caption Competition Week 1

paulie8290paulie8290
edited September 2014 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Gonna do one of these every Monday, just for fun and I will pick the winner Saturday Evening

Here is this weeks, its not limited to one go each you can have as many as you like

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  • Pedro45Pedro45
    "...and then Roland said, now you are Charlton manager how about signing Wayne Rooney!"
  • PlaaayerPlaaayer
    What do you think of my highlights Wazza?
  • MrLargoMrLargo
    Becks: Have you farted?
    Wayne: Yep.
    Becks: I think that bloke behind you's just got a waft.
  • CharltonparklaneCharltonparklane
    'One of us has been retired from International football for four years, you wouldn't guess who'
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    Becks to Rooney "she does take it up the a**e you know"
  • RedroboRedrobo
    Becks 'you should be able to button up the jacket without pulling in your beer belly'.
  • creepyaddickcreepyaddick
    Woy keeps calling me woo nee, does he think I'm chinese or somethink?
  • MacronateMacronate
    "and then I managed to get three fingers in like this before I thought I'd better stop now or I'll snap her in half".
  • cafcdave123cafcdave123
    We'll see who's laughing when I've had my hair plugs and captaining England and you're going bald and retired, smug prick!
  • Dave2lDave2l
    Rooney: "dave, watch... im about to do my Impression of an ugly c*nt"

    (mid picture) becks laugh

    Rooney: "havent done it yet"
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  • Alex WrightAlex Wright
    "What's that? Blatter is standing again? You're shitting me!"
  • Fanny FanackapanFanny Fanackapan
    " You WERE in the latest Planet of the Apes film ? Honest ? "
  • A-R-T-H-U-RA-R-T-H-U-R
    Hey Becks our kid, remember that gay orgy we went to?
    I had two in my hands like, and you just had the one in your left hand?
  • BedsaddickBedsaddick
    Love those highlights in your hair Becks.
  • ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    Becks: Keep it up Wayne and you'll only be appearing on Only Fools and Horses if you dont improve
  • AddicktedAddickted
    Beckham to Rooney - "My nan really fancies you."
  • c4fcdenmarkc4fcdenmark
    "If I'm staying in a hotel or I'm sleeping on my own I have the hairdryer on."

    NB He actually said this...
    Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/w/wayne_rooney_2.html#DtRv7c05gDuGMBA1.99
  • _nam11_nam11
    Beckham: "My hair looks lovely don't it Wayne, well Victoria says so anyways"

    Rooney: "Looks okay, don't be smug though, my Coleen said as soon as my locks come through properly, I will be more of a heart throb than you"
  • ross1ross1
    Becks: when I get a stiffy it's right up here.
    Rooney: when I pull mine, it stretches out here
  • BR7_addickBR7_addick
    Beckham: There's a cracking over 50s bar just round the corner from 'ere.
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  • paulie8290paulie8290
    Will be picking the Winner of week 1 when I get back from the Valley tomorrow

    I have to say I am disappointed so far, none of these are good enough to win, come on people I know you can do better
  • Clem_SnideClem_Snide
    Rooney: Paulie has started another thread on that Charlton message board.
    Beckham: fuck off. No way!
    Rooney: yeah, straight up.
    Beckham: wooooooooooosh.
  • chester_conradchester_conrad
    paulie8290 said:

    Will be picking the Winner of week 1 when I get back from the Valley tomorrow

    I have to say I am disappointed so far, none of these are good enough to win, come on people I know you can do better

    Don't bother picking a winner. Roll it over for a week. Its been brilliant.
  • stoneroses19stoneroses19
    "If you think Wembley looks empty now, just wait until Spurs move in"
  • CallumcafcCallumcafc
    chester_conrad said:

    paulie8290 said:

    Will be picking the Winner of week 1 when I get back from the Valley tomorrow

    I have to say I am disappointed so far, none of these are good enough to win, come on people I know you can do better

    Don't bother picking a winner. Roll it over for a week. Its been brilliant.
    Fantastic - highlight of my week.
  • tom_ktom_k
    Beckham "When I got sent off in 98 people called me overratted and a twat"

    Rooney " That's funny, that's what people call me now!"

    Beckham "yup..."
  • soapy_jonessoapy_jones
    Beckham: To what extent can Descartes be regarded as the father of modern philosophy? What was the nature of the Cartesian revolution? How much did Descartes take over from scholastic thought? What role did he play in the emergence of science in the 17th century? What was his relationship to the sceptics that preceded him?...

    Rooney: Ay old on pal, I'm still tryin ta answe der thirst won!
  • chester_conradchester_conrad
    chester_conrad said:

    paulie8290 said:

    Will be picking the Winner of week 1 when I get back from the Valley tomorrow

    I have to say I am disappointed so far, none of these are good enough to win, come on people I know you can do better

    Don't bother picking a winner. Roll it over for a week. Its been brilliant.
    Paulie me old China plate, I'm waiting to go out and meet a really fit bird. I can't though until I know what's happening with this.
  • HalixHalix
    edited September 2014
    " I'm very impressed Wayne I don't think I could find my old school uniform let alone still fit in it, almost!"

    or

    " Hey Becks you know you've got contracts for Hugo Boss and Armani suits, well I've just signed a lucrative deal with Primark."
  • LeaburnForEnglandLeaburnForEngland
    Loving your hair, what do you think of my highlights?
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