1. Dive (into water) - always jealous when I see people do it, esp on holiday and I have to bomb or plop in.
2. Draw - never been able to. Totally shite at any kind of art.
3. Sing - even just slightly okay. I'm completley tone death and only let go when alone. Kareoke Is a no-go.
4. Speak a foreign language.
5. Cook properly - I e. have a natural flare for it.
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2. Think of anything I can't do.
Enjoy my work
Lose weight
Play Golf
Turn invisible
2. Play more than a few basic chords on my guitar
3. Get my sons to realise that dad is always right
4. Shorthand
5. Pick the winning lottery numbers
Play instrument
Ban users on here
Draw
Handle all day sessions
Dance (sober)
Overcome nerves / angziatys
Spell
Reach the top shelf in a newsagents
Play a musical instrument (preferably guitar)
Speak a foreign language
Be good at carpentry (proper bloody thunderfists with woodwork and always have been in spite of trying)
Sing
Be more confident (I always undersell myself and have always been shy and am rubbish at any form of small talk).
2. Be a well paid professional sportsman.
3. Give up work.
4. Pump £100m into Charlton.
5. Play a musical instrument to genius standard.
2. Play the guitar. Had a couple of years of lessons and still didn't get any better despite practising. My right hand just didn't know what my left hand was doing.
3. Do manly stuff. Sometimes I think I should have been born a girl because I have NO clue on anything DIY or mechanically minded. Yet if you need a button sowing on a shirt then I'm your 'man'.
4. Converse easily with strangers. I'm not that socially adept and I find starting conversations really hard. Which is kind of ironic because as a substance abuse officer in a Cat A prison I can talk to some of societies most undesirables with no problem.
5. Fail to satisfy Mrs AUN. Purely selfish one this but I seem to push her buttons everytime and this keeps her coming back for more. I know I shouldn't complain but I'm getting old and it's just too damn tiring.
2. Draw
3. Play the tricky bit in the solo in Lazy by Deep Purple. It all sounds good up to that point then frankly it all goes to shit.
4. Not be such a miserable git. Over nothing.
5. Lick my own balls just once to see the look on the dog's face. Yeah I can do it too pal.
2. Think of anything i can't do.. You can't think of 5 things to do, so that's one thing you can not do.
Worry less
Work less so I could spend more time with the family
Be good at football, not even to a professional standard just good enough to have a kick about and not be complete shite
Put flat pack pack furniture together and not turn in to the Incredible Hulk through anger every single time
Put my socks on in the morning without doing my back in.
Play top class football.
Sing beautifully.
Give birth.
Maybe you should have said 2 contradicts itself.
2) Understand what not to say to annoy my missus
3) Travel and eat abroad without worrying about my IBS
4) stop eating all the time and never losing weight
5) Find the time to properly exercise (or find the enthusiasm)
Sing like pavarotti
look like gerard ?? someone who the wife swoons over
win the lottery
play at the world cup finals
2. Play the guitar
3. Speak a foreign language
4. Run faster
5. Be naturally romantic without feeling like a plum.
(2) - Be a Top Photography (rather than an okayish amateur)
(3) - Be able to Draw
(4) - Create Computer Games
(5) - Be an Author
2) Amy Willerton
3) Michelle Keagan
4) Kelly Brooke
5) Frankie Sandford
Pull super models.
Pick the euro million numbers correctly.
Play for Charlton Athletic and England.
Get more likes than LOL on Charltonlife.
Best of all it's free and can pass time on the train to work in the morning!