Standing on the pavement outside the busy East Croydon station yesterday were two women with a placard denouncing pornography. They didn't appear to be handing out leaflets; I couldn't see what they were hoping to achieve. I like to think I'm a liberal man, and I've never thought of porn as being exploitative or degrading to women. The two women could have been mother and daughter; the latter was aged about 25, and appeared extremely nervous, as though expecting an attack. I passed quickly by, but couldn't help noticing that she was extraordinarily beautiful, with high cheekbones, a well defined jaw, glittering eyes and skin like porcelain.
Read Moustache Man by Rick Senley. He might have made it up, but I didn't. The words need to stay in circulation as my 8 year old daughter thinks they are hilarious.
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You're just thinking of round stuff!
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