"Lol, what you done u nutta" "Ha, trust you!!!!" "U ok hun ? Text me x" "Getting worried now. Anyone heard from *****"
haha reminds me of Simon Pegg on his twitter.
One Halloween he posted something along the lines of "can hear noises, there's something funny going on in the attic, gonna go see what it is..." and didn't post again for another four or five days.
Putting a couple of verses and a chorus of a song as a status (normally R&B). Some idiot always bites and goes 'Who is this about', normally results in a 'oh jus a sexci sum1 i am finkin bout'.
Have been much happier with FB since I realised you could just remove people from your Newsfeed. I have a friend who doesn't work and shares photos/pictures/songs/videos all day long. My Newsfeed was just a long list of her posts - not any more!
I've never been to a Starbucks or Caffe Nero please post a picture of every fecking coffee that they sell.
This is actually worse on Twitter, especially if people use Instagram or similar, as you feel even more of a mug for opening the image only to see a poxy cup of coffee. I urge everyone that if you ever see some prat photograph his macchiatto, snatch his phone and drown it in the cup.
Remember the old days…when you used to have dinner…then grab the camera, focus it, and take a picture of your food? You’d then take the roll out of the camera, drop it off at the Fotomat place, and you’d pick it up a few days later…. Then, you’d pick out the best photo of your food, go back to the Fotomat, drop off the negative, get copies of the photo made….then, pick them up a few days later. You would then take the photos, put them in envelopes, add stamps, then run down to the post office and mail the pictures of your dinner to all your friends. Remember all that?
Of course not,no one did it. Stop taking pictures of your dinner and just eat your fucking food!
Remember the old days…when you used to have dinner…then grab the camera, focus it, and take a picture of your food? You’d then take the roll out of the camera, drop it off at the Fotomat place, and you’d pick it up a few days later…. Then, you’d pick out the best photo of your food, go back to the Fotomat, drop off the negative, get copies of the photo made….then, pick them up a few days later. You would then take the photos, put them in envelopes, add stamps, then run down to the post office and mail the pictures of your dinner to all your friends. Remember all that?
Of course not,no one did it. Stop taking pictures of your dinner and just eat your fucking food!
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straight red
Ahahahhahahahaha
Was thinking the same thing. Bizarre over reaction
*goes off to check Curb-it's recent FB posts for mentions of vino and girlies*
: - )
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"Lol, what you done u nutta"
"Ha, trust you!!!!"
"U ok hun ? Text me x"
"Getting worried now. Anyone heard from *****"
Yep i've got her too.
One Halloween he posted something along the lines of "can hear noises, there's something funny going on in the attic, gonna go see what it is..." and didn't post again for another four or five days.
Have been much happier with FB since I realised you could just remove people from your Newsfeed. I have a friend who doesn't work and shares photos/pictures/songs/videos all day long. My Newsfeed was just a long list of her posts - not any more!
This is actually worse on Twitter, especially if people use Instagram or similar, as you feel even more of a mug for opening the image only to see a poxy cup of coffee. I urge everyone that if you ever see some prat photograph his macchiatto, snatch his phone and drown it in the cup.
I'm so miserable.
wtf ?
Referee, that's a red surely :-)
"Always been a Galaxy girl but Oreo Cadburys dairy milk is possibly the best chocolate bar Ive tasted. #heaven #chocoholic #mmmm"
3 match ban!
"I'm home"
"Horrible horrible horrible day..:-("
"What's up?"
*no reply
"Errrr I'm sorry - what month did you say it was....!???? This is ridiculous!!!!!!!"
Of course not,no one did it. Stop taking pictures of your dinner and just eat your fucking food!
'ran across my path i stamped on it'
classy.