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Crazy Emails.....

I hope one or two of these will bring you a smile

1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
are flat?

2. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know
there is not enough?

3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

4. Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

5. Why do they use sterilised
needles for death by lethal injection?

6. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

7. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you
throw a gun at him?

8. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

9. Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

10. What is the speed of darkness?

11. Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at
the Special Olympics?

12. If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?

13. If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice
as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

14. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

15. If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others
doing here?

16. Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem
longer?

17. If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is
it a hostage situation?

18. Can you cry under water?

19. What level of importance must a person have, before they are
considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

20. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

21. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

22. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases?

23. Why is it that
people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up, like, every two
hours?

24. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

25. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Comments

  • 14. We didn't evolve from apes, we share a common ancestry.

    Apart from that I did laugh at a few of them :)
  • 25 is brilliant
  • 15. If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others
    doing here?

    I don't know, they never properly explained it, even after 6 series.
  • BDL knows the answers i bet.
  • 21) something to do with their being extra waste on cardboard if it was round

    Wy when someone one goes on Google Earth and they could see any place in the world, do they zoom in on their house first?
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