Caption Competition

CrayAddick

If this was on the back page, what would the headline be?

dizzee

Hawk Eye...

AdTheAddicK

I don't know what i'd call it

But who is that tennis player she is one sort ! ?

ValleyGary

Flirty love

Bedsaddick

New Balls Please....

Beckboy

Double fault

BIG_ROB

Is she saying to the ball boy, "I can't wait to be featured in Big Rob's new game Who's Rack?"?

EastStand

dizzee said:

Hawk Eye...

Winner for me!

BIG_ROB

EastStand said:

dizzee said:

Hawk Eye...

Winner for me!

On form tonight old @dizzee!

Mortimerwasgod

He's thinking 'great rack, but do i want a girl who'd thrash me at arm wrestling!?'

BIG_ROB

Is he saying to her "D'ya want me to give ya nat bites a quick scratch?" ?

and is she saying back "Touch em and you'll get a fore-arm smash into next week!" ?

charente addick

'If you tell me whats going on down the Valley you can have some of this, son'

Draizetrain

"Thats a big wristband you got there!"

Ross_cafc

'putting the rack in racquet sport'

DaveMehmet

That's one for the wank bank.

BIG_ROB

Draizetrain said:

"Thats a big wristband you got there!"

Thats gotta be the wooden spoon for being the crappiest from Draize surely?!

MrOneLung

To be honest I am little disappointed - When you said your cock was as big as your horse....

cafcfan

"Would you please just stop smelling my armpit".

Draizetrain

BIG_ROB said:

Draizetrain said:

"Thats a big wristband you got there!"

Thats gotta be the wooden spoon for being the crappiest from Draize surely?!

Blimey lad, next you'll be telling me "my dads bigger than your dad"...

Gravesend_Addick

Seriously though, who is that tennis player?

maybe_baby

When you said you'd changed your racket, I didnt think you meant to "Pole dancer"

BIG_ROB

Draizetrain said:

BIG_ROB said:

Draizetrain said:

"Thats a big wristband you got there!"

Thats gotta be the wooden spoon for being the crappiest from Draize surely?!

Blimey lad, next you'll be telling me "my dads bigger than your dad"...

Why, how tall is you dad then?

InCurbsWeTrusted

"Head? er.. I use Slazenger, actually.. and sorry, I don't give them away.."

Macronate

lad-"im game, you're set and THEY are a good match".

CrayAddick

dizzee said:

Hawk Eye...

Think we have a winner.

DaveMehmet

dizzee said:

Hawk Eye...

If it was Murray it would be hawk eye the noo.