I work in a cocktail bar in the middle of Shoreditch, which is underground and therefore hot, Saturday night we were close to 40 degrees inside, but it's all worth it for the amount of crumpet we get through the doors
Nobody likes a sweaty crumpet.
Crumpet is crumpet...
No crumpet better than bad crumpet?
Crumpet - definition - a sexually desirable woman or one regarded as a sex object.
So, surely, there's no such thing as bad crumpet? That would be a two-bagger. Unless you mean bad as in good? Like Bad Kitty. In which case bad crumpet certainly wins out over no crumpet......
Henley Regatta starts in a week or two. Never have I seen so much of such high quality in so small a place, all dressed up to the nines. I shall be attending over the weekend in my capacity as impartial observer.
I work in a cocktail bar in the middle of Shoreditch, which is underground and therefore hot, Saturday night we were close to 40 degrees inside, but it's all worth it for the amount of crumpet we get through the doors
Nobody likes a sweaty crumpet.
Crumpet is crumpet...
No crumpet better than bad crumpet?
no such thing as bad crumpet. Just ones you don't want to see again
I've been thoroughly treated today, working in Southampton. My God the crumpet/fanny/clunge/minge/stuff/treacles are magnificent today, they have all made an effort. Awesome work girls
I work in a cocktail bar in the middle of Shoreditch, which is underground and therefore hot, Saturday night we were close to 40 degrees inside, but it's all worth it for the amount of crumpet we get through the doors
I work in a cocktail bar in the middle of Shoreditch, which is underground and therefore hot, Saturday night we were close to 40 degrees inside, but it's all worth it for the amount of crumpet we get through the doors
Driving through the city yesterday, I lost count of the amount of times I had to slam on the brakes due to not completely concentrating on the road in front of me!!!
There was one this morning, I was mesmerised by her bum, then her tits, then boat, then legs, then bum again...all in about the space of .5 of a second, my head was spinning!
I was delighted to note the start of the annual mutton dressed as lamb competition at Waterloo this morning.
Otherwise known as Royal Ascot. The difference between them all tottering off on to the train in the morning and them all staggering off it bare foot, pissed and sunburnt in the evening is quite something.
Driving through the city yesterday, I lost count of the amount of times I had to slam on the brakes due to not completely concentrating on the road in front of me!!!
I was delighted to note the start of the annual mutton dressed as lamb competition at Waterloo this morning.
Otherwise known as Royal Ascot. The difference between them all tottering off on to the train in the morning and them all staggering off it bare foot, pissed and sunburnt in the evening is quite something.
I was delighted to note the start of the annual mutton dressed as lamb competition at Waterloo this morning.
Otherwise known as Royal Ascot. The difference between them all tottering off on to the train in the morning and them all staggering off it bare foot, pissed and sunburnt in the evening is quite something.
I was delighted to note the start of the annual mutton dressed as lamb competition at Waterloo this morning.
Otherwise known as Royal Ascot. The difference between them all tottering off on to the train in the morning and them all staggering off it bare foot, pissed and sunburnt in the evening is quite something.
The greatest annual chav fest.
That's Aintree.
Agreed - ladies day provides all the eye candy you need and is also hilarious.
I do recall seeing a car going into the back of another car because the driver was clearly admiring a lovely lady walking by a couple of years ago! It was quite funny!
I work in a cocktail bar in the middle of Shoreditch, which is underground and therefore hot, Saturday night we were close to 40 degrees inside, but it's all worth it for the amount of crumpet we get through the doors
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So, surely, there's no such thing as bad crumpet? That would be a two-bagger. Unless you mean bad as in good? Like Bad Kitty. In which case bad crumpet certainly wins out over no crumpet......
I shall be attending over the weekend in my capacity as impartial observer.
It's only because the CL Outrage Squad are too busy elsewhere that you are getting away with this sort of grossly sexist nonsense!
BTW, saw a perfect pair of bangers on the way to work this morning...
Appreciating lovely females (and males of course for others) is a great sight!
Gurn face....
Even the homeless man sat outside Woolwich dlr had the right hump with the topless Adonis as everyone was hurrying past with no donation given.
Keep your tops on lads. No need.
Be seeing you !!
Let's hope there's plemty in the tank.
Simply Lovely
Walked past yesterday as a train had just arrived.
Those Essex girls are something else.
At 54 it is no good for the ticker!
Otherwise known as Royal Ascot. The difference between them all tottering off on to the train in the morning and them all staggering off it bare foot, pissed and sunburnt in the evening is quite something.
Chester races can also be attractive!
Very dissapointing thread