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    Huh, as I work at a university I thought I'd be up to my armpits in it, but it's the summer break so the best I've seen is an art lecturer wearing a floaty dress, lots of beads, and crocs. She couldn't have been a day over 60.
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    Watch out for Saturday when the temperatures are supposed to drop but the attire won't change as all the ladies will be in hot summer mode.......nip ahoy!
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    Ah Summer in London, I still wonder how I never put my train through the buffers at London Bridge or Victoria looking at all the lovely young ladies without much on.
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    richie8 said:

    Ah Summer in London, I still wonder how I never put my train through the buffers at London Bridge or Victoria looking at all the lovely young ladies without much on.

    "train through the buffers" not heard that expression before. ;-)
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    Lol,real train, real buffers, a rizzla paper between train and aforementioned buffers with a bevvy of scantily clad lovelies walking by!
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    Every time the sun is out I pop over to the high street and the glades for a perve.

    Work in Bromley. Some lovely birds about
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    Broadgate Circle last night - jesus.
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    A very handsome man chased me down the street this morning to tell me my rucksack was wide open... as I gawped at him I was consumed with fear of what part of my sweaty gym kit was sitting at the top of my bag. I was lucky...

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    you're welcome
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    Interesting. From a 'perv's perspective I would love to know where you think the best 'birds' are. I'm a Londoner but live in Perth. I have travelled a fair bit, but reckon the best crumpet is in Perth or Sydney, London is probably around 5 or 6 globally, but must admit this is subjective. Prepared to admit that as the sun is out more over here We may have a head (or bum) start. ONLY talking about looks, not what happens once they open their gobs. Apologies in advance to the Ladies on here......replace Boys with girls and please join in.
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    Miami is dripping in the stuff, as is Paris if you like the haughty french look, not much on show but Jesus do they know how to dress sexy. Once went to Madrid in the summer and the amount of latina girls in super short skirts was something else as well!
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    Interesting. From a 'perv's perspective I would love to know where you think the best 'birds' are. I'm a Londoner but live in Perth. I have travelled a fair bit, but reckon the best crumpet is in Perth or Sydney, London is probably around 5 or 6 globally, but must admit this is subjective. Prepared to admit that as the sun is out more over here We may have a head (or bum) start. ONLY talking about looks, not what happens once they open their gobs. Apologies in advance to the Ladies on here......replace Boys with girls and please join in.

    Amsterdam!
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    There was so much skirt walking across Waterloo bridge this morning I nearly crashed into the back of a bus
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    Romania in summer was something else
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    smiffyboy said:

    There was so much skirt walking across Waterloo bridge this morning I nearly crashed into the back of a bus

    you weren't driving a train as well were you?

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    edited July 2012

    Just spent a couple of hours in Chatham and surprisingly it is out in force big time. All suitably big breasted with at least one tattoo, pure Medway filth. Had to come back home for a lie down and a nice cold flannel for my brow.

    Steady this could damage your health.

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    Just spent a couple of hours in Chatham and surprisingly it is out in force big time. All suitably big breasted with at least one tattoo, pure Medway filth. Had to come back home for a lie down and a nice cold flannel for my brow.

    What were the birds like though?
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    In 20 years of working in town, witnessed my first commuting nipple on Tuesday, and has to be said, was probably the greatest moment in my life.
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    edited July 2012

    In 20 years of working in town, witnessed my first commuting nipple on Tuesday, and has to be said, was probably the greatest moment in my life.

    He told me this on Tuesday and I could clearly see the sense of achievement in his eyes!!
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    In 20 years of working in town, witnessed my first commuting nipple on Tuesday, and has to be said, was probably the greatest moment in my life.

    did the bloke you were staring at realise one of his shirt buttons was missing?

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    I'm a Londoner but live in Perth. I have travelled a fair bit, but reckon the best crumpet is in Perth or Sydney.

    I take it that's not Perth, Scotland then?

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    In 20 years of working in town, witnessed my first commuting nipple on Tuesday, and has to be said, was probably the greatest moment in my life.

    I witnessed one in the office on Tuesday - definitely brightened-up a shite day!

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    Westminster is just full of it, so many hot tourists! I nearly walked straight into someone else whilst eyeing up a nice young lady. It's unbelievable Jeff!
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    Just been down Tower Hill again, a truly staggering display of young ladies on show. Fingers crossed this weather holds up…………

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    Just been down Tower Hill again, a truly staggering display of young ladies on show. Fingers crossed this weather holds up…………

    Weekend forecast not so hot.
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    Some great views in Prague this time of year
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    In 20 years of working in town, witnessed my first commuting nipple on Tuesday, and has to be said, was probably the greatest moment in my life.

    That must have been some nipple if it ranks over the birth of your children and the season we had last year in terms of greatest life moments :-)
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    In 20 years of working in town, witnessed my first commuting nipple on Tuesday, and has to be said, was probably the greatest moment in my life.

    Ha, awesome :-)

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    20 years for a first nipple...you havent been trying hard enough.
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