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Shows how you much you know about a woman if you think her fingers get wet whilst reading a bit of soft porn.
the denial posse will see this as another confirmation that everything is rosie and the famous fourskins could not have got it more wrong from their useless sources
I've said it before on another thread, but a girl I knew once asked, 'What was Hitler's surname?'
My missus was on absolute form yesterday. Here are a few things she came out with;The Falklands are in FranceCanada is part of the USAThere are two continents ‘Europe & Asia’And my personal favourite that the Holocaust ‘happened over here’
My Mum - "Where does the Mexican wave come from?"
People who see that cricket is on TV with the score at 135-3 in the first innings of the game and ask "Who's winning?"
Probably the most stupid thing my wife ever said was "Yes Russ, I'd love to marry you"
An ex girlfriend of mine asked me who won in the end when we were watching Saving Private RyanAnd also said "what does a football captain do? Does he ring all the other players and ask if they want to play?"Palm to head!
Girl I knowMe : Rome was greatGirl : Rome? I thought you went to Italy....