Things You'd Like To Hear Said This Season......

Mendonca In AsdasMendonca In Asdas Member
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I know we'd all like the season to pan out a certain way be it survival/Mid Table obscurity/A play Off Push or even promotion.
But what would you like/expect to be said this season , in the stands / on Charlton Life?

I'm going with .... 'Our Defence is rock solid , we just don't concede goals , must be the best defence in the division'.
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  • Saga Lout Member
    "This Charlton side look unbeatable! Could they smash the points record for the Championship? I wouldn't bet against it".

    Here's hoping!
  • oohaahmortimer Member
    "can't believe we've sold this away end out , what with it not being a new ground, it's a tuesday evening ,it's over 100 miles away, the kids are on half term and the club didn't even provide us with free transport!"
  • charente addick Member
    From the famous five 'All this financial mess stuff was a big wind up, sorry guys'
  • ShagShag Member
    " Anyone got a fag ? "
  • Mendonca In AsdasMendonca In Asdas Member
    'Thank goodness we didn't sign Frank Nouble'
  • BowieAddick Member
    "And with a lovely dinked penalty down the middle, Kermorgant completes his hat-trick against Leicester, reminds me of Pirlo in the Euros"
  • oohaahmortimer Member
    "i'd have been happy with 4 points against millwall but 6 is ridiculous"
  • BunnyBunny Member
    'I hope Sparrows & Bunny dont rub it in too much..'
  • shirty5shirty5 Member
    Unbeaten over four games against the knuckle draggers and the ultra nigels, and the club sitting comfortably in mid table. Onwards and Upwards.
  • cafcrocky87cafcrocky87 Member
    We're top of the league, we're top of the leeee-ague, Charlton Athletic, we're top of the league.
  • AlexAnder Member
    And its four for charlton here at selhurst. Its a rout
  • UboatUboat Member
    'I was one of those who posted on here that I thought that signing Messi and Ronaldo might upset the good atmosphere in the squad, but after 17 straight wins, I'm going to hold my hand up and admit I was wrong.'
  • sam3110sam3110 Member
    "And Charlton Athletic have followed in the footsteps of Norwich and Southampton here, as the fans pour onto the pitch to celebrate with the jubilant players!"
  • CafcCrazyCafcCrazy Member
    ' Can't believe there hasn't been one sign of smoke in the valley toilets this season.'
  • DRF Member
    'I can't believe this board has not had a single negative comment posted on in it eight weeks.'
  • Phantom User Member
    More than Worthy champions
  • CAFCsayer Member
    "And that's why we let Paddy McCarthy go... Yann's making him look silly"
  • cafctomcafctom Member
    "And it's now bordering on humiliation here for Crystal Palace at Selhurst Park. "
  • Jarman Member
    "And the lower west poor onto the pitch following Charlton's six nil demolition of millsmall"
  • Ormiston AddickOrmiston Addick Member
    "Shall we bring on Jonjo Shelvey or Tom Ince for the second half?"
  • Friend Or DefoeFriend Or Defoe Member
    "Those stripy nigel bastards have finally got their comeuppances."
  • colthe3rdcolthe3rd Member
    "So glad we didn't sign that Baldock"
  • CAFCsayer Member
    I know when we signed Messi we thought he was going to be our best player, but Christiano Ronaldo has been fantastic for us this season.
  • Henry IrvingHenry Irving Member
    "And today's attendance is 27,111"

    "Please give a warm reception the new Charlton chairman, the Sultan of Bruni"

    SSN telly printer "....... Charlton 8 (eight)"

    "And this game will be Charlton's first FA cup semi final appearance since 1947"





  • DaveMehmet Member
    Sorry, not again you've tired me out. Would you like me to get a couple of other super model mates to come over instead.
  • Folev the redFolev the red Member
    "Millwall Football Club were this afternoon liquidated."
  • Karim_myBagheriKarim_myBagheri Member
    "First the weather has been bloody brilliant, second the Charlton fans who have come to Birmingham in numbers have seen a display that will give them real hope that those bets they put on Charlton to go up will materialise. Thirdly what with the financial crisis being sorted, this most certainly has been a bloody good day. Oh have a look Steve, they're dancing in the street. Fantastic stuff”
  • BunnyBunny Member
    "And the lower west poor onto the pitch following Charlton's six nil demolition of millsmall"
    Knuckle Draggers I get. Millsmall though?

    We're the most painfully average club in the league. We sit exactly in the middle of the historical (since 1920) average attendance and average league positions chart.

    Or do you mean compared to our south London rivals? That's like H from Steps claiming he's the most famous and successful member- since leaving the band!
  • SE18AddickSE18Addick Member
    'and just as charlton beat palace 6-0 at the end of an embarassing day for the home team the ground is being evacuated due to a fire in the stands'....
  • InCurbsWeTrustedInCurbsWeTrusted Member
    "oh, yes - I remember now, darling.. I did say I'd give you a BJ if Charlton beat Millwall away..."
  • CAFCsayer Member
    "I can't believe you had Charlton to beat Palace 19-1 at 165000000/1, how on earth did you guess that right?"
  • MeebaumAzanitch Member
    It's your round - blimey that was quick!
  • Saga Lout Member
    Nigella Lawson: "Come here Saga - I've never shagged a Charlton fan".
  • charente addick Member
    'That's amazing, his 35th league goal of the season. The transformation of Daryl Russell to the Championships' Denis Bergkamp has been one of THE incredible stories of the season'
  • croydonaddick Member
    Chris Powell - "yes, the offer to manage Man Utd was tempting, but I've got a great squad here now and want to continue that journey when we take our rightful place back in the premeirshiop next year"
  • ken from bexleyken from bexley Member
    Yes winning the FA cup was great, but being back in the Premiership gave me the most satisfaction
  • LincsaddickLincsaddick Member
    and the Champions are ....... for the third year running a team goes straight through from the first division to the championship and on to the Premier League.
  • BR3Addick Member
    "and that goal from out of retirement for one game only jonathan fortune completes charltons rout against crystal palace, on the last game of the season and confirms charltons promotion as champions and crystal palaces relegation after their ten point reduction for idiotic fans"
  • BunnyBunny Member
    After Ron Noades' tragic accident, falling off of a high horse, it is revealed that he has left Selhurst Park not to Crystal Palace, but to a Urban Hedgehog Rescue charity. The Eagles have been given a month to find a new home, with a groundshare with Crawley the favourite option at this moment in time. This is another blow for the club, who are already 11 points adrift at the foot of the table.
  • CAFCsayer Member
    "Shalalalalala"

    As it means we're more than likely to be winning against the scum.
  • suzisausagesuzisausage Moderator
    'sorry for being sarcastic, patronising, pedantic and acting like a superior being'
  • guinnessaddickguinnessaddick Member
    As it's April and we're 11 pts clear, might as well go into admin.
  • OaksterOakster Member
    In a unique experiment to appease the half dozen Charlton fans living in the MST time zone, Saturday games will now KO at 10pm with midweek fixtures moved to 2.45am
  • A-R-T-H-U-R Member
    Arise, Sir Christopher Powell.
  • eaststandmikeeaststandmike Member
    "There is the money back that I owe you dad"
  • Dave2lDave2l Member
    "Charlton have shocked Newcastle at St James' in the FA cup by beating them 3-0"

    "Alan Pardew has been sacked by Newcastle following a heavy defeat at home to Charlton, which is after a dismal run of results in the premier league"
  • mascot88 Welcome Officer
    This is the greatest football team of all time... To win every game they play in a full season has never been done in global football..

    Utter utter genius..
  • shine166shine166 Member
    One club, one aim
  • moutuakillamoutuakilla Member
    congratulations, we are pleased to offer you the job...
  • Woodsywood Member
    Both Milwall and palarse have been relegated to league 1
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