She was only the Chorister’s daughter, but...

InCurbsWeTrustedInCurbsWeTrusted Member
edited April 2012 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
...she’d do the lot for a tenor!

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  • ValleyGaryValleyGary Member
    someone give gatwick a call, they seem to be missing a case
  • southamptonaddicksouthamptonaddick Member
    She was only the Admirals daughter























    but her naval base was full off discharged se(a)men
  • iaitch Member
    She was only a fishmongers daughter...

    ...but she laid on the slab and said fillet.
  • soapy_jonessoapy_jones Member
    The oldest one i know is ....

    She was only the dustmans daughter...

    ...but she knew where her father had bin.
  • Eddie Firmani Member
    She was only the chemist's daughter, but she let the farmer see.

    She was only the telegrapher's daughter, but she did it did it did it.
  • redsekredsek Member
    She was only the carpenter's daughter, but she would.
  • SuedeAdidasSuedeAdidas Member
    She was only the carpet fitters daughter ......but she liked her under felt.
  • thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick Member
    She was only a sergeant major's daughter but she knew what Reggie meant
  • BIG_ROBBIG_ROB Member
    She was only a pilot's daughter................but she kept her cockpit clean.

    She was only an undertaker's daughter...................but she'd always bury a stiff.

    She was only the Communist's daughter.................but everyone got his fair share.




  • Slartibartfast Member
    She was only the Mayor's daughter................but she let the borough surveyor!
  • Powell Is PleasantPowell Is Pleasant Member
    edited April 2012
    She was only the chartered accountant's daughter.......................... but she had a good understanding of finance & economics!!!

    (have I missed the point again?)
  • Algarveaddick Member
    edited April 2012

    She was only the petrol pump attendants daughter, but she knew the smell of Benzole...
  • guinnessaddickguinnessaddick Member
    She was only a coal miner's daughter but she had a mine of her own.
  • guinnessaddickguinnessaddick Member
    Powell Is Pleasant
    April 5
    She was only the chartered accountant's daughter.......................... but she had a good understanding of finance & economics!!!

    (have I missed the point again?

    She was only an accountant's daughter but she sure knew how to keep her bottom line profitable.
  • BIG_ROBBIG_ROB Member
    She was only the accountants daughter............but she knew her way round a figure?
  • guinnessaddickguinnessaddick Member
    She was only a Violinist’s daughter, but she took off her G-string and all the boys fiddled.
  • LargeAddickLargeAddick Member
    She was only the Bus Conducter's daughter but she was just the ticket



  • CharltonKerry Member
    She was only a bus conductors daughter but there was always room for one more on top.
  • Hartleypete Member
    she was only the submarine captains daughter, but she sure knows how to go down.
  • sralan Member
    She was only the undertaker's daughter but she knew how to handle a stiff.
  • guinnessaddickguinnessaddick Member
    She was only a Cattleman’s daughter, but she couldn’t keep her calves together.
  • TelMc32 Member
    She was only the publican's daughter, but she pulled the wrong knob and got stout.
  • simples101simples101 Member
    She was only the road mender's daughter, but she liked her asphalt.
  • guinnessaddickguinnessaddick Member
    She was only a Parachutist’s daughter, but she was free-4-all.
  • 4 bowman Member
    She was only the metal workers daughter but the nut that screwed her bolted.


    she was only the barmaids daughter but she preferred her men to liquor.
  • guinnessaddickguinnessaddick Member
    She was a only a Tree feller’s daughter, but t’ree fellas were never enough for her.
  • WeWonTheSecondHalf Member
    She was only the cricket umpire's daughter, but her crease was fit for Lords.
  • guinnessaddickguinnessaddick Member
    She was only a Vacuum salesman’s daughter, but she knew how to suck!
  • TelMc32 Member
    She was only a vicar's daughter, but she loved being taken up the aisle!
  • guinnessaddickguinnessaddick Member
    She was only a Optician’s daughter, but after a few of glasses made a spectacle of herself
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram Moderator
    She was only a Professor’s daughter, but she gave all the boys a lesson.
  • guinnessaddickguinnessaddick Member
    She was only a batsman's daughter, but she could take a full toss in her crease.
  • InCurbsWeTrustedInCurbsWeTrusted Member
    She was only the IT Manager's daughter, but she loved having her dump compressed.
  • sam3110sam3110 Member
    She was only the butcherr's daughter, but she knew how to handle her sausage
  • sralan Member
    She was only the butcherr's daughter, but she knew how to handle her sausage
    Is this a trans gender would ya?
  • sralan Member
    She was only the whistle makers daughter, but she sure knew how to blow them
  • guinnessaddickguinnessaddick Member
    She was only a Florist’s daughter, but she had the best tulips in town.
  • Jensenwasclass Member
    She was only the Tobacconists daughter - but she was the best shag in the shop.
  • guinnessaddickguinnessaddick Member
    She was only a Postman’s daughter, but she always had mail in her box.
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram Moderator
    She was only the BBCs Football League Show producers daughter, but she could give you an amazing 30 seconds coverage !
  • sralan Member
    She was only the BBCs Football League Show producers daughter, but she could give you an amazing 30 seconds coverage !
    She was only the BBC's Football League Show producer's daughter, but she couldn't give a toss who comes first.
  • TelMc32 Member
    She was only the woodcutter's daughter, but she knew how to handle a chopper!
  • TelMc32 Member
    As the Masters is on...

    She was only the golf pro's daughter...

    ...but she knew how to handle your balls!

    ...but she liked playing around!
  • guinnessaddickguinnessaddick Member
    She liked men who could handle their woods.
  • TelMc32 Member
    She enjoyed a good bit of rough!
  • RedMonsterRedMonster Member
    Get in the hole!!!
  • guinnessaddickguinnessaddick Member
    She was only a Philanthropist’s daughter, but she kept giving things away.
  • InCurbsWeTrustedInCurbsWeTrusted Member
    She was only a Postman's daughter, but she knew how to push the male into her box.
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