Caption Competition - The Gaffer and Powelly

Henry IrvingHenry Irving Member
in Fun, Jokes & Captions
What are they saying?

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  • better red than dead Member
    It's not invisible ink, your pen's upside down.
  • WSSWSS Moderator
    Chirpy, ban him... tick
    Soundasa£, make him say sorry... tick
    OohAhh, tell him I'm not that way inclined... tick
  • Henry IrvingHenry Irving Member
    Chirpy, ban him... tick
    Soundasa£, make him say sorry... tick
    OohAhh, tell him I'm not that way inclined... tick
    PMSL

    Nice pic of Mrs JVL behind AFKA plus you can see how posh our new venue is.

  • ShootersHillGuruShootersHillGuru Member
    " So Chris, where exactly do you get you trousers shortened"
  • paulbaconsarniepaulbaconsarnie Member
    listen afka, i'm not telling you any tactical secrets all the time youve got that microphone shoved down the back of your jeans.
  • stonemusestonemuse Member
    Chirpy, ban him... tick
    Soundasa£, make him say sorry... tick
    OohAhh, tell him I'm not that way inclined... tick
    lol ... superb
  • DeadredDeadred Member
    'Sorry afka I've already got a vertically challenged defender in my back four, how about midfield?'
  • stonemusestonemuse Member
    "OK, let's look at your suggestions:
    ... Schlupp - yup maybe,
    ... Messi - I did ask but he didn't fancy staying at the Bexleyheath Marriott."
  • BDLBDL Member
    SCP - those shoes are a bit rascal, but surely you should be wearing some Uggs?
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram Moderator
    As BDL would say...

    GITS !!

    Didn't know a camera was around, I would have stood taller :-)

    I'll keep you guessing what we were discussing....
  • Friend Or DefoeFriend Or Defoe Member
    Powell: Here's the address of a place where you can get trousers that fit. Tell them that the manager of the year sent you.
  • 3blokes Member
    "So yeah, Dan, on the 6th Day I created the birds and trees and that sort of shit..."
  • Friend Or DefoeFriend Or Defoe Member
    you can see how posh our new venue is.

    Indeed, very impressive! But then again one expects that in Bromley.
  • CAFCBourne Member
    What a flattering photo

    you put first name here
  • Granpa Member
    3 across, football cry of anguish, 4 letters starting with O.
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram Moderator
    Well if you order the saag aloo and I'll order the onion bahji and well share
  • Terry NaylorTerry Naylor Member
    "Is that all were taking to Huddersfield? Have you got OoHaa's number?"
  • stonemusestonemuse Member
    lol ... already one of my favourite threads
  • PlaaayerPlaaayer Member
    "So yeah, Dan, on the 6th Day I created the birds and trees and that sort of shit..."
    Proper PMSL!
  • shirty5shirty5 Member
    Tell Acworth I will say yes or no to the first five players on this list, but I'm not going through the other ninety five on it. It was bad enough when that other kid gave me a players list the last time I turned up for a Bromley meeting.

  • AFKABartramAFKABartram Moderator
    Basically AFKA, photovoltaic solar panels are not just becoming one if the most popular forms of renewable energy, they also offer you as the homeowner real, tangible benefits by not just reducing your utility bills, but allows you to benefit from Feed In Tariff payments.
  • Saga Lout Member
    Powell: "So that's the complete list of people on Charlton Life who will sleep with me, and you have confirmed that they are all female?"

    AFKA: "Ah, let me get back to you on that. Now, let's go through my suggestions for the midfield again".
  • ShagShag Member
    CP : You obviously did nt read it but this is the dress code for these type of do's and it clearly says at the top, NO WHITE TRAINERS
  • PlaaayerPlaaayer Member
    Powell: So this new hotel, has building work started or what?
  • Henry IrvingHenry Irving Member
    Powell : "Ok, I go through it one more time. Quantitative easing is an increase in the size of the balance sheet of the central bank through an increase in its monetary liabilities (base money), holding constant the composition of its assets. Asset composition can be defined as the proportional shares of the different financial instruments held by the central bank in the total value of its assets. Does that help?"

    AFKA "Thanks, I've got it now"
  • BaronPaoloBaronPaolo Member
    "NO AFKA, I'M the boss so YOU'RE doing noughts and I'M doing the crosses".
  • SoundAsa£ Member
    CP...."Is that a banana in your"...........................well you know the rest!
  • redlanered Member
    SCP: "So you're Mikel Alonso! I thought you had longer hair"
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram Moderator
    SCP: Do you think I should address it Dear Grapevine, or do you think I should use his real name ?
  • GreenieGreenie Member
    Powell to AFKA, 'Why have you got my '80s denim shorts on?'
  • SwerveSwerve Member
    Bromley Addicks send in enforcer to ensure everyone pays their membership fee.
  • eaststandmikeeaststandmike Member
    Powell to AFKA

    "Is that bulge in your pocket a phone or does this man love for me really exist?"
  • adamtheaddick Member
    Powelly.. "no need to stand up mate... oh sorry..."
  • MrOneLung Member
    CP - Look I even printed it off your website, white trainers on a man your age is a no no.
  • MrOneLung Member
    So you want me to cross off Ade Edmonson from player of the year dinner?
  • tangoflashtangoflash Member
    CP: "Right, that's sorted then. You & Henry take out the security guards after Scotty Wagstaff has distracted them by falling over and crying to anyone who'll listen,little chris can sneak in through the air vents".

    AFKA: "What about Lookout?"

    CP: *sigh*
  • stonemusestonemuse Member
    some of these answers have me in tears ... superb ... keep it going
  • Friend Or DefoeFriend Or Defoe Member
    Powelly.. "no need to stand up mate... oh sorry..."
    You've got that joke the wrong way around.
  • DaveMehmet Member
    Is this where you want me to write "sorry"
  • DeadredDeadred Member
    Powelly.. "no need to stand up mate... oh sorry..."
    You've got that joke the wrong way around.

    Nah, it's fine assuming the ending is 'oh sorry you are standing up'..............wonder how close I am getting to a red card?
  • Henry IrvingHenry Irving Member
    CP "He's a mysteron, he's a mysteron, he's not"

  • AFKABartramAFKABartram Moderator
    CP: You've got Goonerhater down on your list as 'right wing - one trick pony'. But what about his impressive vegetable growing ?
  • Its_Hamer_TimeIts_Hamer_Time Member
    CP: Look at this picture of the bird from countdown.... I definitely would!
  • DeadredDeadred Member
    CP "He's a mysteron, he's a mysteron, he's not"

    My name was there then Henry, been telling you that for ages but no one believes me.
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram Moderator
    CP: Carol Vordaman, yes, Jane McDonald, hell yes, Cheryl Baker, possibly, Sonia from Eastenders, you've got to be kidding me !
  • eaststandmikeeaststandmike Member
    CP to AFKA

    "If you ring this number my tailor will sort out those cuffs and trouser bottoms for you"
  • Henry IrvingHenry Irving Member
    17th April - Pairs quiz - TO BE CONFIRMED

    16th May - Richard Murray
  • Henry IrvingHenry Irving Member
    AFKA "So these are the cumulative scores from our match by match player ratings. I wondered what you thought of them?"

    CP "You need to get out more"
  • Oggy Red Member
    "Okay, Sir Chris ..... you just pick a username, and I'll sort the rest"
  • DRF Member
    'It says right here on my rider that I only drink wine made from grapes pressed on the thighs of virgins. And you bring me orange juice?'
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