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Things You Can't Do.....

edited February 2012 in Not Sports Related
......but your mates can.

The mention of smoke rings on another thread made me think that was something I couldn't do when I was younger but some of my friends could.
I was never a proper smoker but of course like any teenager gave it a go. Blowing smoke rings was always impossible to me.

The other one that springs to mind is doing a really good loud whistle with your fingers in your mouth. Somethig to do with folding your tongue apparently. Never got close.
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  • yep, soon as i saw the title i thought whistle !


    oh and reach the top shelf...
  • their girlfriends.
  • I can't blow bubbles with chewing or bubble gum
  • edited February 2012
    I could never do 'no hands' when riding my bike as a kid.

    Wound me up no end it did!
  • roller skate
  • Blowing bubbles, no hands, smoke rings, super whistles... I can do none of these things.

    And I cannot roll my Rs. I have no idea how it's done.

  • Smoke rings Whistle and gum bubbles plus for some reason I could never click/snap my fingers, which is strange as I can these days.
  • Swear at home games!
  • iron clothes or programme a washing machine.
  • can't make my knuckes crack
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  • Oh....and I could never do that fart noise from your armpit either.
  • Fake burp
  • Play the drums.
  • gain entry to cliques
  • I used to be able to make an owl noise by blowing into my hands.. but for the love of all things I can't do it now. I just tried, and my boss asked if I was cold. Probaly better than being asked "why are you making a noise like an owl?" but still!

    I also can't sing, not even one note. It sounds like my talking voice has gone wrong.
  • Wink my right eye
  • I couldnt sit on the wooden bench in the football changing room, back touching the wall with "little rodders" drooping over the front of the bench so it was actually at a right angle and was practically touching the floor.

    Our Jamaican striker Charlton Peter could.
  • Play the guitar (or pretty much any musical instrument).

    Have tried and tried but have finally realised that I have the musicality gene missing in me.
  • Grow a pony tail
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  • Making that owl hoot noise with cupped hands over mouth.
  • Making that owl hoot noise with cupped hands over mouth.
    I can, doing it now in fact.
  • can't make my knuckes crack
    Add spelling to the list

    :-)
  • Couldn't do forward rolls in PE. Can blow smoke rings (and do an Irish Waterfall), can't do the special whistle - Alan Curbishley is still the most talented whistler I've ever seen!
  • can't make my knuckes crack
    Add spelling to the list

    :-)
    That applies to many on this (or most) forum (s). I try to ignore it. I try to pretend it doesn't matter. But I just wish people would realise their point would be better made if it was made easier to understand. Punctuation is there for a reason!

  • Play tennis.
    every other sport I've tried, including other racquet sports, I've had a natural ability for.
  • can't make my knuckes crack
    Add spelling to the list

    :-)
    That applies to many on this (or most) forum (s). I try to ignore it. I try to pretend it doesn't matter. But I just wish people would realise their point would be better made if it was made easier to understand. Punctuation is there for a reason!

    Feel free to pick me up on spelling, punctuation or grammar JiMMy. I try very hard to be correct. On here, on e-mail and SMS.

  • Cheer Palarse to victory.

    Imagine that Wednesday will get promoted.
  • Bite sellotape. My teeth don't meet in the middle so it takes me twice as long to wrap Christmas presents.
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