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Songs for tonight !

Come on then, let's have your best comedy efforts.

To red flag flying high

Valentine's, is not for me,
I'd rather be at The Valley.
No flowers or posh restaurant,
It's all about Yann Kermorgant
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  • We're supposed to be at home ...
  • To the tune of cheerio cheerio cheerio...

    Er indoors, er indoors, er indoors,
    can shut her noise, shut her noise, shut her nooooise,
    i'm with the boys, with the boys, with the boys,
    with the boys, WITH THE BOYS.
  • edited February 2012

    Wise men say
    Only fools rush in
    But I can't help falling in love with Yann

    Does your Missus know you're here

    Divorced in the morning
    We're getting Divorced in the morning
  • Valentine's who gives a f**k?
    We Top of the league and we're going up!
  • You shouldn't moan,
    You got a card,
    But tonight I'm with
    Bradley Pritchard
    Der, Der, Der, Der.....

    We've had good times,
    We've had a laugh,
    But ill tell you now,
    You're no Wagstaff
    Der, Der, Der, Der....
  • To the tune of puppy love...

    And they call it Charlton looooooaaaoooovvveeee,
    Valentines who gives a f***
  • You shouldn't moan,
    You got a card,
    But tonight I'm with
    Bradley Pritchard
    Der, Der, Der, Der.....

    We've had good times,
    We've had a laugh,
    But ill tell you now,
    You're no Wagstaff
    Der, Der, Der, Der....
    Hahahaha Brilliant
  • And as he was saying goodbye to his wife, he said goodbye to his wife, goodbye wife, goodbye wife

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  • D..I..S..C.O she is D..I..S..C..O she is D..I..S..C..O she is D..I..S..C..O

    she is D..disappointed
    she is I..indoors
    she is S..spitting mad
    she is C..cursing me
    she is O o o o

  • And its Charlton Athletic,
    Charlton Athletic FC
    I should be with my wife
    But Charlton are my life
  • We're better than porn
    We're better than porn,
    Charlton Athletic, we're better than porn.
  • We'll make do with porn
    We'll make do with porn
    Who needs romance
    Well make do with porn
  • Got there eventually...
  • My other half said “Take me out tonight”, I said f*ck off, bastard, you're a c*nt


    :')
  • We'll make do with porn
    We'll make do with porn
    Who needs romance
    Well make do with porn
    Another gem
  • "she's feeling... sad all over
    yes she's... sad all over
    baby she's... sad all over
    so sad she's miiiiinnnnne".

    love that song!
  • Who's the w*nker on his own....
  • edited February 2012
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  • She's sat at home
    She's not happy
    I'm watching the mighty Cafc

    I told the truth
    Here's what i said
    The addicks are better than you in bed
  • My ol wife, said take me out tonight,
    I said "leave off, Charlton are at home.
    We've got the Dons from the concrete city,
    I'll pass if you don't mind on a bit of titty"
    She got sad, she went mad,
    She threw me out of our pad,
    She changed the locks and told me to eff off
    I laughed and shrugged my shoulders,
    Though i'll really miss those boulders
    BUT I'M OFF TO THE VALLEY !
  • "sit down shut up"

    parting words to the missus as you walk out the front door
  • Stand up, if you've just been dumped
    Stand up, if you've just been dumped

    Followed by

    I want the roses back, I want the roses back
  • More important than the wife,
    More important than the wife,
    Charlton Athletic is more important than the wife..
  • To the tune of cheerio cheerio cheerio...

    Er indoors, er indoors, er indoors,
    can shut her noise, shut her noise, shut her nooooise,
    i'm with the boys, with the boys, with the boys,
    with the boys, WITH THE BOYS.
    Bit gay!
  • My other half said “Take me out tonight”, I said f*ck off, bastard, you're a c*nt


    :')
    Very poetic...
  • Sit down if you're pussy whipped
  • Instead of
    "you're getting sacked in the morning!"
    it'll be
    "we're getting divorced in the morning!"
  • Come on then, let's have your best comedy efforts.

    To red flag flying high

    Valentine's, is not for me,
    I'd rather be at The Valley.
    No flowers or posh restaurant,
    It's all about Yann Kermorgant

    Love it
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