Howdy, Stranger!

It looks like you're new here. If you want to get involved, click one of these buttons!

Sign In with Google Sign In with OpenID

Ravel Morrison - Literary genius

"Crack head ? Go suck out u little faggot your a guy that talks if u see me you try slap me I'm in manchester every week."

If ever there was anyone who should do their talking on the pitch, I think it's this bloke.

Comments

  • Is this the recent he's "getting done" about a homophobic comment?
  • He sounds like a very level headed young man and I for one fully expect him to be the next Messi.
  • Swisdom said:

    He sounds like a very level headed young man and I for one fully expect him to be the next Messi.

    Apparently very talented but also telling that Man U cut him adrift after giving him a few last chances to sort himself out. In the past they have been very loyal to players who have fallen foul of the law and/or the tabloids but in this case they decided enough was enough.

  • The West Ham fans will love him, I'm sure.
  • Dismal punctuation.

    Was this was his response to a tweet from Sir Alex?
  • That's the problem with Twitter. I've spent most of my life only suspecting what scumbags most players are, with the occasional really bad one hitting the papers. Now I know for a fact nearly all of them are proper spanners, and I hear it straight from the horse's mouth. It would be depressing if everyone hadn't already seen it coming
  • Uboat said:

    "Crack head ? Go suck out u little faggot your a guy that talks if u see me you try slap me I'm in manchester every week."

    If ever there was anyone who should do their talking on the pitch, I think it's this bloke.

    More tea vicar !

  • "Crack head ? Go suck out u little faggot your a guy that talks if u see me you try slap me I'm in manchester every week."

    Is this a Rap?
  • With a silent 'c'
  • Half the people on my facebook talk like that, doesnt seem anything unordinary to me to be honest.
    Good use of the word 'faggot' if anything

    This is why twitters good. People think footballers are different, but there not, now everyone can see it for themselves.
  • Hurrah! Now we can see that footballers are just as moronic as some 'ordinary folk'.
  • Shows money doesn't buy class or respect
  • He's a fella that grew up in a dump and with people that have gone down the wrong path, not sure what people expect from him.

    He clearly isn't the sharpest tool in the box & hasn't realised the opportunity he has, or perhaps he just really doesn't care.
  • I accept all that, but if I was his agent I'd tell him to get off twitter and generally keep his mouth shut.
    Mind you, maybe he did and the tweet was Ravel's response.
  • Lots of people grew up in rough areas but not all of them turn out like this arsewipe! It`s not about what others expect from him, it`s about what he is prepared to do for himself that matters!
  • cannot believe he can type and now wondering who turned on his lap top......mind those fisher price ones are easy to use.

    If he was that Good and worth saving he would still be at Man United.

    he is made for Alladyce
  • Who gives a shit
  • Ledge said:

    Who gives a shit

    Exactly!!!
  • Ledge said:

    Who gives a shit

    You should write speeches
  • Grew up on the wrong tracks! What a load of shite. He grew up in a generation that were better served by a political party, trying to eradicate child poverty, than any other generation; and it probably won't happen again. I suspect most of our great/grandfathers worked their arse off in poverty, left school before they were teens, and were able to read/write and have a political opinion of whatever persuasion.

    Pisses of utter human detritus like him have no idea on deprived areas. I hate Tottenham, but going back to the 60's and the Don McCullin's photos in the Tate at the moment you can see the effects of real poverty and lost generations in London; i know he's lancastrian.

    Frankly anyone who finds this sort of thing funny, is a witless moron. The mindless co-opting of cod-jamaican-rap-speak is hilarious in it's lack of jocularity. The use of language and wit by the working class was all about patter and duplicity. Gees an original yer momma joke is beyond this guy. This guy just fucked wit, and sucked tit, before entering another doomed feeble-minded English football career. And we wonder why French, Italians, Spanish and many other nationalities can analyse and think in game past 4-4-2.
  • Bet you're pleased to get that off your chest, Colin !
  • Ledge said:

    Who gives a shit

    hi ravel
  • ColinTat said:

    Grew up on the wrong tracks! What a load of shite. He grew up in a generation that were better served by a political party, trying to eradicate child poverty, than any other generation; and it probably won't happen again. I suspect most of our great/grandfathers worked their arse off in poverty, left school before they were teens, and were able to read/write and have a political opinion of whatever persuasion.

    Pisses of utter human detritus like him have no idea on deprived areas. I hate Tottenham, but going back to the 60's and the Don McCullin's photos in the Tate at the moment you can see the effects of real poverty and lost generations in London; i know he's lancastrian.

    Frankly anyone who finds this sort of thing funny, is a witless moron. The mindless co-opting of cod-jamaican-rap-speak is hilarious in it's lack of jocularity. The use of language and wit by the working class was all about patter and duplicity. Gees an original yer momma joke is beyond this guy. This guy just fucked wit, and sucked tit, before entering another doomed feeble-minded English football career. And we wonder why French, Italians, Spanish and many other nationalities can analyse and think in game past 4-4-2.

    well said
  • Bet you're pleased to get that off your chest, Colin !

    He's not wrong though.
  • Love all the hand-wringing apologists saying he grew up in a deprived area. Send some of these little c***s to Afghanistan, or Sudan, or Bangladesh, or Somalia and have them grow up there. Bit of a difference between having 'PS3 envy' when the next little shitbag down your road has the latest games console five days before you and having 'water envy' when the poor c*** in the hovel next to you manages to eke enough cholera-infested water out of the ground to sustain his kids for another week.
  • as above ... rarely has a nail been so accurately clubbed on the head ...
  • Fixed.

    That's the problem with Twitter. I've spent most of my life only suspecting what scumbags most players people are, with the occasional really bad one hitting the papers. Now I know for a fact nearly all of them us are proper spanners, and I hear it straight from the horse's mouth. It would be depressing if everyone hadn't already seen it coming

  • They all say that they are souljas and warriors so lets send them to a war zone.
  • You want to give Ravel Morrison a gun?
  • Uboat said:

    You want to give Ravel Morrison a gun?

    That's my reply to the "bring back national service" brigade. Do you really want to give these kids military training?
  • Uboat said:

    You want to give Ravel Morrison a gun?

    Seems to me he's so f***ing stupid that he'd end up killing himself before any insurgents got close to being endangered
  • Unfortunately I think this kid will be out of the game by the age of 22, spend his life living off the social in a crack den no doubt having fathered 10 children he doesnt see or care about.

    You the british taxpayers will be paying for his mistakes the rest of your lives - that will be the depressing truth in all of this.

  • Unfortunately I think this kid will be out of the game by the age of 22, spend his life living off the social in a crack den no doubt having fathered 10 children he doesnt see or care about.

    You the british taxpayers will be paying for his mistakes the rest of your lives - that will be the depressing truth in all of this.

    this applies to him and thousands of others .. the potential tradgedy here is that Morrison has had the opportunity to make a career (he may well still do so), an opportunity not available to thousands and thousands of other young men .. it goes to show that you can take the boy from the ghetto .. etc etc
  • ColinTat said:

    Grew up on the wrong tracks! What a load of shite. He grew up in a generation that were better served by a political party, trying to eradicate child poverty, than any other generation; and it probably won't happen again. I suspect most of our great/grandfathers worked their arse off in poverty, left school before they were teens, and were able to read/write and have a political opinion of whatever persuasion.

    Pisses of utter human detritus like him have no idea on deprived areas. I hate Tottenham, but going back to the 60's and the Don McCullin's photos in the Tate at the moment you can see the effects of real poverty and lost generations in London; i know he's lancastrian.

    Frankly anyone who finds this sort of thing funny, is a witless moron. The mindless co-opting of cod-jamaican-rap-speak is hilarious in it's lack of jocularity. The use of language and wit by the working class was all about patter and duplicity. Gees an original yer momma joke is beyond this guy. This guy just fucked wit, and sucked tit, before entering another doomed feeble-minded English football career. And we wonder why French, Italians, Spanish and many other nationalities can analyse and think in game past 4-4-2.

    Good post.
    Agree that kids have more opportunity's now, growing up in the '70's at the local comprehensive the options were, work in the local factory or sign on! Now its university for all if you have a bit of get up and go and gap years! WTF I'm still waiting for my gap year! Some kids, not all thank god, want a hand out rather than a hand up!
    Idiots like this chap are in the minority IMO, also I find most kids will work hard and try and better themselves if given a fair opportunity.
  • Unfortunately I think this kid will be out of the game by the age of 22, spend his life living off the social in a crack den no doubt having fathered 10 children he doesnt see or care about.

    You the british taxpayers will be paying for his mistakes the rest of your lives - that will be the depressing truth in all of this.

    this applies to him and thousands of others .. the potential tradgedy here is that Morrison has had the opportunity to make a career (he may well still do so), an opportunity not available to thousands and thousands of other young men .. it goes to show that you can take the boy from the ghetto .. etc etc
    Dont buy all this ghetto bullshit in this country. Its a state of mind. You get housing and free education and benefits in this country its up to you what you make of it. Go to Brazil and see what a real ghetto is then start moaning. Making youtube videos rapping about how tough it is on the streets and having to "kill man to survive" or get respect is utter bollox.

    The streets are shit and your manor a rough house cos of scum like you selling drugs and mugging people rather than getting a job cos you cant be arsed to work hard at anything and would rather have the chip on the shoulder wanna be gangster attitude.

    Feck the lot of them, let them get on with it just dont keep whinging about it with sob stories.

    This bloke in particular sounds a fecking idiot.

  • Well said RCT
  • Good post.
    Agree that kids have more opportunity's now, growing up in the '70's at the local comprehensive the options were, work in the local factory or sign on! Now its university for all if you have a bit of get up and go and gap years! WTF I'm still waiting for my gap year! Some kids, not all thank god, want a hand out rather than a hand up!
    Idiots like this chap are in the minority IMO, also I find most kids will work hard and try and better themselves if given a fair opportunity.


    You had a factory to work at!? You lucky bastard.

  • Good post.
    Agree that kids have more opportunity's now, growing up in the '70's at the local comprehensive the options were, work in the local factory or sign on! Now its university for all if you have a bit of get up and go and gap years! WTF I'm still waiting for my gap year! Some kids, not all thank god, want a hand out rather than a hand up!
    Idiots like this chap are in the minority IMO, also I find most kids will work hard and try and better themselves if given a fair opportunity.




    You had a factory to work at!? You lucky bastard.

    We had to work 24 hours a day and lick gravel off road for tea, BUT we were happy!
  • ColinTat said:

    Grew up on the wrong tracks! What a load of shite. He grew up in a generation that were better served by a political party, trying to eradicate child poverty, than any other generation; and it probably won't happen again. I suspect most of our great/grandfathers worked their arse off in poverty, left school before they were teens, and were able to read/write and have a political opinion of whatever persuasion.

    Pisses of utter human detritus like him have no idea on deprived areas. I hate Tottenham, but going back to the 60's and the Don McCullin's photos in the Tate at the moment you can see the effects of real poverty and lost generations in London; i know he's lancastrian.

    Frankly anyone who finds this sort of thing funny, is a witless moron. The mindless co-opting of cod-jamaican-rap-speak is hilarious in it's lack of jocularity. The use of language and wit by the working class was all about patter and duplicity. Gees an original yer momma joke is beyond this guy. This guy just fucked wit, and sucked tit, before entering another doomed feeble-minded English football career. And we wonder why French, Italians, Spanish and many other nationalities can analyse and think in game past 4-4-2.

    Blimey, all that fury generated from a throwaway tweet from a young div from Manchester.
  • ColinTat said:

    Grew up on the wrong tracks! What a load of shite. He grew up in a generation that were better served by a political party, trying to eradicate child poverty, than any other generation; and it probably won't happen again. I suspect most of our great/grandfathers worked their arse off in poverty, left school before they were teens, and were able to read/write and have a political opinion of whatever persuasion.

    Pisses of utter human detritus like him have no idea on deprived areas. I hate Tottenham, but going back to the 60's and the Don McCullin's photos in the Tate at the moment you can see the effects of real poverty and lost generations in London; i know he's lancastrian.

    Frankly anyone who finds this sort of thing funny, is a witless moron. The mindless co-opting of cod-jamaican-rap-speak is hilarious in it's lack of jocularity. The use of language and wit by the working class was all about patter and duplicity. Gees an original yer momma joke is beyond this guy. This guy just fucked wit, and sucked tit, before entering another doomed feeble-minded English football career. And we wonder why French, Italians, Spanish and many other nationalities can analyse and think in game past 4-4-2.

    Blimey, all that fury generated from a throwaway tweet from a young div from Manchester.
    Have you SEEN the most trafficked Millwall forum? CT's rant looks like an excerpt from a Beatrix Potter book compared to the bile on there
  • ColinTat said:

    Grew up on the wrong tracks! What a load of shite. He grew up in a generation that were better served by a political party, trying to eradicate child poverty, than any other generation; and it probably won't happen again. I suspect most of our great/grandfathers worked their arse off in poverty, left school before they were teens, and were able to read/write and have a political opinion of whatever persuasion.

    Pisses of utter human detritus like him have no idea on deprived areas. I hate Tottenham, but going back to the 60's and the Don McCullin's photos in the Tate at the moment you can see the effects of real poverty and lost generations in London; i know he's lancastrian.

    Frankly anyone who finds this sort of thing funny, is a witless moron. The mindless co-opting of cod-jamaican-rap-speak is hilarious in it's lack of jocularity. The use of language and wit by the working class was all about patter and duplicity. Gees an original yer momma joke is beyond this guy. This guy just fucked wit, and sucked tit, before entering another doomed feeble-minded English football career. And we wonder why French, Italians, Spanish and many other nationalities can analyse and think in game past 4-4-2.

    Blimey, all that fury generated from a throwaway tweet from a young div from Manchester.
    Have you SEEN the most trafficked Millwall forum? CT's rant looks like an excerpt from a Beatrix Potter book compared to the bile on there
    That is very true but even Morrison's tweet looks intellectual compared to that place.

    However SLL does have a point. It was just a tweet, a stupid, ignorant tweet but some of the state of the nation stuff based on that one tweet is just an insey-whincy OTT. IMHO that is : - )



  • A post about the pies at Bury could result is a 'this country' theme developing.
  • Unfortunately I think this kid will be out of the game by the age of 22, spend his life living off the social in a crack den no doubt having fathered 10 children he doesnt see or care about.

    You the british taxpayers will be paying for his mistakes the rest of your lives - that will be the depressing truth in all of this.



    Five pounds says he will be in the england team for the 2016 euro championships
  • Greenie said:




    We had to work 24 hours a day and lick gravel off road for tea, BUT we were happy!


    You had gravel? Toff.
  • Greenie said:




    We had to work 24 hours a day and lick gravel off road for tea, BUT we were happy!


    You had gravel? Toff.

    Yeah typical of the middle class tossers on this site.


  • Blimey, all that fury generated from a throwaway tweet from a young div from Manchester.
    Have you SEEN the most trafficked Millwall forum? CT's rant looks like an excerpt from a Beatrix Potter book compared to the bile on there That is very true but even Morrison's tweet looks intellectual compared to that place.

    However SLL does have a point. It was just a tweet, a stupid, ignorant tweet but some of the state of the nation stuff based on that one tweet is just an insey-whincy OTT. IMHO that is : - )



    Couldn't really care about the implications/resonance of his quotes Henry, it was a reaction against the paltry attempt to justify his comments. Not intially inspired by his comments, and then a rant into how useless and lacking in wit he was, with the comment that someone who finds it funny is just as witless. Rant it most certainly was.

Sign In or Register to comment.