Homer Simpson Fans

LoOkOuT

Here's a collection of brilliant Homer Simpson quotes.

[ulist]
[*]I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman

[*]Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

[*]Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

[*]Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?

[Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You-are-gay.'

[*]I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!
[/ulist]

carlsberg

[quote][cite]Posted By: LoOkOuT[/cite]Here's a collection of brilliant Homer Simpson quotes.[/url]

[*]I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!
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genius!!!!

Ledge

AFKA will love these. he can print them and frame them alongside his xmas socks

3blokes

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.

MCS

Lol