Hazel Wood (Mark Aizlewood)(Jeff Wood) and her son (Darren Anderson)
went to Holland (Matt Holland). It was bright (Mark Bright) and she went
(Paul Went) for a Costa (Jorge Costa) coffee but it was duff (Willie
Duff). "They are crooks (Garth Crooks)", she thought, "5 Euros is a
fortune (Jon Fortune)". It did madden (Lawrie/Dave Madden) her. Hazel
(Tony Hazell) was small (Mike Small), but smart (Roger Smart) though
wilder (Chris Wilder) than when she was young (Luke/Dave/Tony Young).
She bought some pates (Colin Pates) and some Pringles (Martin Pringle)
and sat in a horse field (Arthur Horsfield). She loved the ferns (Phil
Ferns) and every berry (Les Berry) on every tree. She hummed a song
(Alexandre Song), but could only think of the spectre (Jon Spector) of a
long (Stacey Long) spring (Matt Spring) and more (Graham/Ronnie Moore)
summers (Johnny Summers) with her Welsh (Don Welsh) husband, Sam (Lloyd
Sam).
They lived in a white house (Brian Whitehouse). Sam was a
tiler (Carl Tiler) and a thatcher (Ben Thatcher) and used to work in the
mills (Danny Mills). He enjoyed being a miller (Ralph/Paul Miller) and
was in charge of the barns (John Barnes) - he liked working on his tod
(Andy Todd). She was sure (Peter Shaw) her dire (Alex Dyer) relationship
went wrong after Sam had too much rose (Mike Rose) and white wine
(Steve/Ron White) plus a litre (Leroy Lita) of borrowed ale (Gary
Borrowdale). There had been hints (Paul Hince) before yet some hope
(George Hope), but she began to lose heart (Alan Hart) despite showing
true grit (Steve Gritt) and being bolder (Bob Bolder). There was a bond
(Dennis Bond) but she would remain sure she was right (Charlie/Josh
Wright).
"Kits off", he slurred drunkenly. "Kits on (Paul
Kitson)", she replied, but he quickly done (John Dunn) a shirt lift
(Peter Shirtliff) and a mooney (David Mooney). She shields (Greg
Shields) her eyes. "Willy's (Ron Willis) out", he laughed. "You'd 's
(Eddie Youds) better stop this. You must, oh (Robbie Mustoe), you must",
she said. "This burns (Les Burns) me inside. You are a bright man, but
you should go to chapel (Phil Chapple) with a candle (Tresor Kandol) and
hear the vicar read (Mark/Andy Reid) a sermon (Les Surman). You'll
(Jason Euell) need to grant (Kim Grant) me some space. And, your breath
stinks - have a minto (Scott Minto). Tut (Graham Tutt) tut". He burped
loudly. "Pard' you (Alan Pardew)", she snapped "Sod ye (Sam/Akpo
Sodje)".
She went to the kitchen and had some salmon (Mike
Salmon). She was a good cook (Lee Cook) - she used to be a fryer (Paul
Friar) at (Jim Fryatt) the fish (Mark Fish) shop - she used to order all
the stocks (David Stocks). Sam then came in looking green (Rodney
Green) and was now bent (Darren/Marcus Bent) double. He was not at his
peak (Andy Peake) now. "I feel like a plum (Dick Plumb)", he said. He
gave Hazel a garland (Peter Garland) and looked into her brown (Steve
Brown) eyes. She turned on TV. "What's on (Gordon Watson)?" he asked.
"Gavin & Stacey (Steve Stacey)", she replied. Sam fell (Les Fell)
asleep.
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Comments
The ones I missed were:
Aizlewood (picked up Hazel and Wood there but missed the obvious!)
Moore
Whitehouse (annoying as I posted about him recently on the worst player thread! Picked up White there but again missed the obvious!))
Lita
Willis
Mustoe
Fryatt
Fell (My daughters used to sell him his papers and I was privileged to meet him a few times so embarrassing to have missed him!)
Thanks for that TMA it was good fun!
Drat! Dismissed Stacey Long, as he never played for the 1st
team, and missed Leroy Lita. Did
get Harold Butt (but) and, probably trying
too hard, John Vickers(vicar). So we ended up with the same score.
Thanks for the game TMA, it was great fun! Shame cryptic clues weren't inluded, maybe next time?