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Fantasy Pub Names

Henry IrvingHenry Irving
edited April 2011 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Archbishop fights for pub name


If you were taking over or opening a new pub what would you call it?

I've always thought that Bartrams/Floyds should have been called the "Goalkeeper's Arms"

Any other fav pretend or even lost names for pubs?
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    The Plughole (as in 'i'm going darn The Plughole')

    The Four Set Inn

    The Smuggled Budgie
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    leftbehindleftbehind
    [
    [quote][cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]

    The Smuggled Budgie[/quote]

    Like it
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    PlaaayerPlaaayer
    Dog Inn
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    RalphMilnesgutRalphMilnesgut
    The Get Inn

    or

    Inn the Hole
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    shirty5shirty5
    The Kebab and Calculator
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    guinnessaddickguinnessaddick
    You got the Queen's arms & the Queen's Head, why no The Queen's legs? What time do they open?
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    PlaaayerPlaaayer
    The Bloody Pub

    Well my missus always says to me you're in always in that Bloody Pub.
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    ChunesChunes
    There's a pub in Brighton called The Office, which is perfect if you're married. The missus rings you up... You coming home? 'Sorry love, still at The Office. Gonna be a late one.''
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    hawksmoorhawksmoor
    The Funky Monkey

    The Naked Civil Servant
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    PL54PL54
    The Lock Inn
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    drawnablankdrawnablank
    Nearly got myself in trouble telling the wife I was in The Brass House, Bournemouth.
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    JayajoshJayajosh
    Pub.com
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    hawksmoorhawksmoor
    The I'm In Inn

    The I'd Like To Get In Inn
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    redredrobinredredrobin
    The Bishop's Secret
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    redredrobinredredrobin
    edited April 2011
    .
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    The w**kers arms
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    MacronateMacronate
    The Cougar & Kitten
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    T_C_ET_C_E
    The Sh*t & Shovel
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    Ted\'s AddickssonTed\'s Addicksson
    The finger inn
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    GreenieGreenie
    The Cunning Linguist
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    PlaaayerPlaaayer
    The Painters Inn
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    RodneyCharltonTrottaRodneyCharltonTrotta
    [cite]Posted By: Plaaayer[/cite]The Painters Inn

    Would punters have to stick to the saloon bar via the tradesman's entrance once a month?
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    hawksmoorhawksmoor
    [quote][cite]Posted By: RodneyCharltonTrotta[/cite][quote][cite]Posted By: Plaaayer[/cite]The Painters Inn[/quote]

    Would punters have to stick to the saloon bar via the tradesman's entrance once a month?[/quote]

    Priceless!
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    hawksmoorhawksmoor
    The Little Man In A Boat
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    tangoflashtangoflash
    The Feltch inn..............a free straw with every drink ;-)
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    hawksmoorhawksmoor
    edited April 2011
    The Stick It Inn

    and its companion pub down the road

    It's Already Inn
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    cafcfancafcfan
    [cite]Posted By: DaveMehmet[/cite]The w**kers arms

    Back in the day, a certain high street bank ran a competition to name its in-house drinking facility for staff. "The Weary Banker" actually made it on to the short-list before someone caught on.
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    DaveStorryDaveStorry
    Not a fantasy name but "The Fanny on the Hill" in Welling always makes me chuckle.

    Where you going luv?
    Just having a quickie up the fanny !!
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    Off_itOff_it
    The Boozer
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    NumbersNumbers
    The Clucking Bell
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