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101 things you didnt know about the teams in this years world cup.

adamtheaddickadamtheaddick
edited May 2010 in Other Football and Sports
Nicked from talksport today as bloody funny, made up things about all the countries in this summers world cup.

World cup willy was the only injury Darren Anderton didn't have.

The national drink of peru is Tizer.

Ray Parlour is a sacred and worshiped figure in North Korea.

The main language spoken in chille is Welsh..

Over to you for a bit of fun on a dull Wednesday.
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    ValleyGaryValleyGary
    Ivory Coast was originally called Ivory Coat after its most famous son, Notorious BIG, wore one during the video of his hit 'Hypnotize'. It was later changed to Coast after the WWF took legal action against him for Poaching 18 Elephants....and Hoe's.
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    Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    edited May 2010
    Wearing England shirts is banned in England.

    Korens don't eat dogs. Someone told a European they did in 1795 as a joke but they were taken seriously and know it really annoys them.

    There is no IT industry in Australia or New Zealand which is why you see so many of them over here working in our IT industry, taking our jobs and houses, not respecting our customs, supporting their own teams at cricket, moaning about our weather and beer. And their not part of the EU either.
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    ValleyGaryValleyGary
    The National Anthem of France is ''Smack by Bitch Up'' by The Prodigy.
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    Ferrero Rocher are to release a commemerative World Cup special edition in France where the chocolate outside is replaced by Camembert cheese, and the hazulnut centre is replaced by a red grape.

    Zut Alors !
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    MortimericianMortimerician
    RuSSiur and Spain is trying to bribe the refs for the world cup so they can win it off us.

    Although, I have no evidence to support this or even basis for the opinion
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    Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    Barrack Obama once had trials with Oldham Athletic
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    In an attempt to seek an advantage when it comes to shirt pulling, and to pay homage of their nickname of The Elephants, the Ivory Coast all to play all group matches completely naked but with body paint in their country's colours.
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    edited May 2010
    The highlight of the planned opening ceremony is a planned solo vocal of the Lion Sleeps Tonight by David Hasselhoff
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    ValleyGaryValleyGary
    Fifa rule 18.121 sub paragraph 4 states.....that all 32 nations represented in the World Cup finals must include one fictional character in their 23 man squad.

    Mexico have included Speedy Gonzalez. England have opted for Count Duckula. The United States select Cory Gibbs.
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    Due to the popularity in the Far East of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, Chris Tarrant is to be paid £1.2m to be a co-commentator for Japanese TV
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    edited May 2010
    Due to ongoing concerns with the export of British livestock, Ian Dowie is to be refused entry into South Africa, and will remain throughout the tournament in a BBC studio in West London


    Back to you Gary....
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    ValleyGaryValleyGary
    [cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]Due to the popularity in the Far East of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, Chris Tarrant is to be paid £1.2m to be a co-commentator for Japanese TV

    Who wants to be a Miwwionaire is a good show.
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    adamtheaddickadamtheaddick
    Iran's midfield wizzard Karim Bagheri played for charlton athletic making 235 apperences scoring 39 goals including the final game of the season in 2006 that secured 5th place for the addicks and thus entering them in the uefa cup where they won in zurich thanks to 2 aet goals from tricky winger jesper bromqvist later voted european football of the year and the rock of there cup winning defence taha el khlaje.
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    ValleyGaryValleyGary
    edited May 2010
    The North Korean squad will be travelling between matches via rickshaw.
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    With fears that the planned South African winter weather will be of advantage to the European Nations, all South American countries are to wear kits that include a zippable hood attachment.
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    kigeliakigelia
    uruguay is so named following a little bit of confusion with a British missionary in 1843. The missionary in question was a slim, blonde chap by the name of Francis Carson. Contemporary reports suggest he talked with a particularly high pitched voice.

    upon entering the region he encountered a local who spoke English, Francis was unaware of this. When his question "Where Am I" - in the traditional British style of clear, loud pronunciation and vague finger pointing - was answered with the incredulous local uttering "You're a guy?" and then wandering off into the forest laughing, he assumed this was the name of the area.
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    kigeliakigelia
    As a neutral country switzerland are allowed, if they wish, to take the field wearing the referee's kit.
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    LargeAddickLargeAddick
    Australia have included a 55 year old Aborigine in their squad. He has been given special dispensation to play barefoot and holding a spear. Australia were going to include Shane Warne but decided that would be really silly.
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    kigeliakigelia
    Fed up with being confused with the Al Jazeera satellite station Algeria have decided to have a referendum on a new name for the country. The current favorite is 'Hannah-Montania' due to the huge audience the show gets in that country.
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    ValleyGaryValleyGary
    Rumours are circulating within the French media that Fifa have requested the French FA cut Thierry Henry's hands off to prevent any further 'cheating accusations'. The Saudi Arabian FA cannot understand what the fuss is about.
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    Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    Maribor, a major town in Slovenia is twinned with Greenwich. As a result the Slovenian national team will play a behind closed doors friendly at Sparrows Lane on 1 June.
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    MrOneLungMrOneLung
    The French team at the behest of their Algerian born players will be playing in a full burka in protest at the recent law banning full face veils in France.
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    Mister WindscreenMister Windscreen
    Because of past commentry confusion, it is a FIFA ruling that if Iceland ever qualify for the world cup finals all squad members will have to adopt names of Disney characters due to the fact that most male nationals are named Bjorn Andersson.

    Icelands current national team.

    GOALKEEPER: Goofy
    DEFENCE: Micky & Minnie mouse, Snow White, Bambi
    MIDFIELD: Dumbo, Buzz Lightyear, Nemo, Captain Hook
    FORWARDS: Pinnochio, Shrek (naturlised)
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    RodneyCharltonTrottaRodneyCharltonTrotta
    edited May 2010
    World Cup nearly - boys Scotland have signalled their support for their English cousins by enthusiatically declaring they will be decking out all Glasgow and Edinburgh pubs with St George's bunting for the duration of the tournament.

    Speaking from his Paisley home Scottish MP Alex Salmond has cited that this move has been met with delight accross the nation and that JD sports are doing a roaring trade up there with queues snaking through shopping malls as eager Scots try to get their hands on fast- selling three lions merchandise.
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    MrOneLungMrOneLung
    The North Koreans have already advised they will not play South Korea under any circumstances, as they refuse to acknowledge the legitamacy of a halfway line that has been arbitrarily decided by the Western influenced imperialists to demarkate the border between North and South Korean territory.
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    adamtheaddickadamtheaddick
    The russian and usa team are doing there alttidude trainning on the mir space station.

    Bill clinton will be personally handing out ciguars to every women the pervet camerman does a close up on during any match featiuring either latino lovelys or european bombshells. Roy chubby brown will be handing out large cod chips to any english lasses caught on camera.
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    RodneyCharltonTrottaRodneyCharltonTrotta
    Mexico have recently registered a trademark on their famous wave.

    Any foreign nationals who are seen to take part in such display will face legal proceedings and may even face waving goodbye to their freedom.
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    RodneyCharltonTrottaRodneyCharltonTrotta
    edited May 2010
    Further controversy from South America as Uruguay have been ordered to change their name for fear of offending dyslexic homosexuals.
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    ValleyGaryValleyGary
    Nicknamed El'Ofty, Honduras have the smallest squad in the Tournament. The Average height is 2 foot 4 inches.
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    RedZed333RedZed333
    The Dutch World Cup mascot is an Edam Cheese smoking a spliff...
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