Ferris Bueller: “Pardon my French, but Cameron is so uptight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond”
Red (Shawshank):''There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then: a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? It's just a bullshit word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit''
Verbal Kint: ''And like that...(puff)....he's gone.''
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"I used to be taller"
Bogart & Bacall
Oh - there are at least twenty Bogart one-liners that make the cut for me.
From the Maltese Falcon alone:
"I don't slap so good around this time of the evening"
"I hope you're not letting yourself be influenced by the guns these pocket-edition desperadoes are waving around"
"You gettin' this all right, son, or am I goin' too fast for ya?"
"You're good. Chiefly your eyes I think - and that throb you get in your voice when you say things like 'Be generous, Mr. Spade'"
"The cheaper the crook, the gaudier the patter"
"Don't be too sure I'm as crooked as I'm supposed to be"
"You shouldn't let him go around with these on him, he might get himself hurt"
"People lose teeth talking like that"
"We didn't exactly believe your story, Miss O'Shaughnessy. We believed your 200 dollars"
Anton Chigurh: You need to call it. I can't call it for you. It wouldn't be fair.
Gas Station Proprietor: I didn't put nothin' up.
Anton Chigurh: Yes, you did. You've been putting it up your whole life you just didn't know it. You know what date is on this coin?
Gas Station Proprietor: No.
Anton Chigurh: 1958. It's been traveling twenty-two years to get here. And now it's here. And it's either heads or tails. And you have to say. Call it.
ETC
Cleavon Little: What is your pleasure? What do you like to do in your spare time?
Gene Wilder: Play chess. Screw.
Cleavon Little: Let's play chess.
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Anthony Hopkins: I ate his liver, with some fava beans and a nice chianti
Comments
"You're gonna need a bigger boat" - Roy Scheider (Jaws)
but seriously nothing can touch
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die"
So many to choose from but a few fav's are:
Ferris Bueller: “Pardon my French, but Cameron is so uptight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond”
Red (Shawshank):''There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then: a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? It's just a bullshit word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit''
Verbal Kint: ''And like that...(puff)....he's gone.''
And anything from Pulp Fiction.
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
Don Logan: Is that Stan?
Stan: Course it is you c**t
Victim: 'Will you at least hear my last words?"
Assassin: "I just did"
Alternatively about 40% of the script from Withnail and I.
The one and only Steve Stiffler
"I used to be taller"
Bogart & Bacall
"You have been decaffinated!"
I love the smell of napalm in the morning!
From the Maltese Falcon alone:
"I don't slap so good around this time of the evening"
"I hope you're not letting yourself be influenced by the guns these pocket-edition desperadoes are waving around"
"You gettin' this all right, son, or am I goin' too fast for ya?"
"You're good. Chiefly your eyes I think - and that throb you get in your voice when you say things like 'Be generous, Mr. Spade'"
"The cheaper the crook, the gaudier the patter"
"Don't be too sure I'm as crooked as I'm supposed to be"
"You shouldn't let him go around with these on him, he might get himself hurt"
"People lose teeth talking like that"
"We didn't exactly believe your story, Miss O'Shaughnessy. We believed your 200 dollars"
"I reckon so" J.Wales.
Anton Chigurh: You need to call it. I can't call it for you. It wouldn't be fair.
Gas Station Proprietor: I didn't put nothin' up.
Anton Chigurh: Yes, you did. You've been putting it up your whole life you just didn't know it. You know what date is on this coin?
Gas Station Proprietor: No.
Anton Chigurh: 1958. It's been traveling twenty-two years to get here. And now it's here. And it's either heads or tails. And you have to say. Call it.
ETC
Bogart: Well I guess if I ever thought about you I might.
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Cleavon Little: What is your pleasure? What do you like to do in your spare time?
Gene Wilder: Play chess. Screw.
Cleavon Little: Let's play chess.
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Anthony Hopkins: I ate his liver, with some fava beans and a nice chianti
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Bogart: Here's looking at you kid
Armed? armed with what?
Erm, bad breath, feather dusters, colourful language....guns you tit.
"Shadows?...On me lungs?. I'm being eaten away,there'll be nothing left of me..oh god in heaven help me". (Alfie)The real one Michael Caine
"Your eyes are like pissholes in the snow" Michael Caine in Get Carter
"I'd like to help, I really would but it could take an act of parliament these cases" Richard Attenborough as Reginald Christie in 10 Rillington Place